Breeze is in the chair, who wants a drink?

[breeze]

Ok so you may have read about my problems on the smear thread, instead of worrying, decided to get totally and utterly pi$$ed tonight. I hate drinking alone so what can I get you.

No! O mi god ... who with???

wwell its all conjecture but someone called steve

Not steve???

Hi can I join in this thread, sounds like fun, mines a cranberry juice please Breeze...

Not partic. happy about them going back to school as I also have to go to work tomorrow. But I guess itll be OK

exactly! Dh is amused can you believe it?!!

what does your dh say on the issue or doesn't he know.

Am too gobsmacked By MIl to drink even scuttles off to Dh's beer fridge

Oh, sorry, the conversation has moved on. How did you find out about Steve?

were you powdering your nose soy?!

I cant reveal as it paints me in a poor light!! but she is
I must point out she is 56 and looks like an overweight Delia Smith

Is she still with FIL? What is he like? Will he be devastated if he ever knew?

I cant believ ehe cant know. All this texting and surreptitious phone calls and weekends with "female colleagues" Maybe he does know?

What about FIL...tell us more am intrigued

oops conversation moving so quickly!

Multitasking Codswallop: Reading other threads, checking invoices on the pc, and saying goodnight to ds. Think a third g and t would be nice, I'll have to give up on th invoices.
But come on, tell us how you found out! I'll buy you a drink?

No really cant whymummy and breeze will bar me..

Tell us more about steve, young/old good looking/ugly...do you know more and just holding back?!!

no idea who he is they live elsewhere. I am just shocked she has it in her..

right Marks and spencer tarte au citron expires today and a grolsch is MIne (evil cackle) more tommorw night

Oooh ... I can't believe you are not telling us ... too cruel!

arent you going to work G?

Well I was going to type something rude there but best not!,
I guess everyone to their own, was the in-laws relationship a bit dodgy or is this completely out of the blue?

arent you going to work G?

You meannie ... codswallop ... you're doing a runner aren't you? Well you won't get away with it ... I will hunt you down

you have lured me back in 1st. No they wre loves young dream! Dont be unkind to me! Just a little tired amd a pig