most repeated phrase:

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"...because". In answer to "Why...?", which starts off every single sentence by dd at the moment.

Let me see....
Put your shoes on
Come here
Stay with mummy
Stop jumping on the couch
What did mummy just tell you

and many more where that came from.

I feel like an old nag and get sick of the sound of my own voice...

GET OFF!!I`M ON THE COMPUTER!!!

No!

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"in a minute"

Don't do that!

STOP DOING THAT!!!
DON'T TOUCH!!
YOU'RE GOING TO FALL!!
WHY ARE YOU CRYING??
GO TO SLEEP!!!

Oh and "I love you very much"

Don't do that
Put your shoes on
Where are your shoes
Please don't swing on mummy's neck
No you can not do cbeebies I am on mumsnet
Am I likely to give you sweets for breakfast

I could probably go on

Oh and Don't sit on the rabbit (who seems to love it because she doesn't move) and not because her back in broken

Da Da Da Da.... in response to ds's version of same

Go back to sleep!

(one very tired mummy)

"in a minute"

"clever boy!"

"ROOOOAAAAAARRRRRRR!" (he's into lion impressions!)

Get off your brother!

"it's sleepy time" repeated frequently between 2:30 and 5:00 am this morning, in varying tones of patience!

Oh yes breeze - I forgot about the rabbit:

Don't hit the bunny!
Don't let the bunny out!
Don't sit on the bunny!
Leave the bunny's eyes alone!

The bunny just sits and lets him poke it's eyes!!!! In fact, it actually chases ds around and won't leave him alone. I s'pose it's quite sweet.

"come on"
"use your fork not your fingers"
"Please would be nice"........all to dd1 age 5 1/2

"No you can't have chocolate for breakfast"
"Eat your dinner"
"SHARE!"..........to dd2 age 3.

Their most used phrase.....MUUUMMMEEEEE!!!!

And more...

Don't put that in the video!
No you can't have the Teletubbies on AGAIN!

"just hang on a minute"

no tonight

in the morning???i`ll kill you if you wake me up for that!!!

in a minute (all time favourite)
thats naughty
get your feet off (the couch)
go and do your bedrooms
right bedtime
youre grounded
any dirty clothes
oh no I've just mopped that(hee hee)

to older dd's
get that s* off (music channels)
have you taken your pill today

His "more! cuddle! Knee!" (the last meaning I want to sit on your lap for a story, mama)
Mine "I love you" "Clever boy" "Alright then"

Don't do that please (giving reason afterwards)
I just asked you not to do that, please don't do that (still giving reason)
What did I just say -I said no, don't do that (still giving reason)
I said no and I meant no
No means no
If you don't stop I'll have to smack you
Right, I said no, I meant no and now I'll show you I mean no. Taking of arm and dragging away as ds decides its time to throw a tantrum.
Make all the noise you want, I don't care and I'm not listening
Keep going, you're not making enough noise
Oh, you're feeling better now, yes I still love you.
And then we start again because he goes straight back to doing what I said he couldn't.

Meanmum!! LOL

So true!

Assumes patient yet long suffering tone...'Nooo, DS1/DS2 had that first, let him have a turn then he'll let you have a turn'

Turns to other DS 'Please let him have a turn when you have finished.'

Then keeps eye on ensuing squabble, trying not to intervene but, at the same time, not wanting anyone to lose a limb!