most repeated phrase:

[edgarcat]

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Edgarcat - for it to be a truly repeated phrase you need to keep adding it to the thread. (smiley face here).

I am dying to know what it was that was actually a big one and whether you were talking to one of the kids or your husband.

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Bet 2 year olds response was - in my pants of course.

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Don't hit your brother/sister.
What's the magic word?
Get your uniform on (about 24 times in half an hour)
In a minute
No you can't have chocolate now (15 minutes after they have got up)

Mines "No you can't have an extension" (to students)

The sluglet's is
"Brie! Brie!" While frantically tugging on the fridge door.

Eat up!
Get down!
Wait for me!
Hurry up!
This is a car park, not a playground.
Hold my hand, I said HOLD MY HAND, COME BACK HERE, right, one, two ...

Edgarcat, I think it highly unlikely that my ds will even be aware he is pooing when he is two (he's 20months and doesn't seem to notice at all!) I think your ds is doing very well.

Come on we're running late
I want doesn't get
Do I look like a towel (or tissue) to which ds usually replies yes

The list is endless and unfortunately I got a lot from my mum. You remember saying you were never going to turn out like your mum well I think I metamorphasised into her.

Mum, can I go on my cbeebies now? In a minute! But i want to now.....

stop it please
stop it
I said stop it
stop it now
am i speaking a foreign language?
NOW
THIS VERY MINUTE
I SAID NOW

or as an alternative, insert 'do' for stop!

What do you say?

Followed by a very cute, 'Taaaaaa'

DS's most oft-repeated phrase:

"I want Mummy"
"I want Mummy"
"I want Mummy"

closely followed by

"Don't want Daddy"
"Daddy go away" (poor DH!)

Don't run ... walk.
Not on the grass.
Stop.
STOP.
STTTOOOHHHHHPPPPPPP.

(Every morning on the way to school.)

MINE: who is my cheeky monkey!!!

who is the bestest baby in the whole world....

no ( to the new high pitched shouting she has developed.)

we love you baby....

HERS: gargling, high pitched shouting and Raspberries - her favourite....

.... No you can't go on the computer ... I am on it!

Do you know how much I love you? (arms spread out ... ) more than this much!

Don't wave your spoon around

No, you can't do play doh (at 3am)

His: Muuuuuummmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Pardon me pardon me pardon me pardon me pardon me (when he farts)
I love you sooooooo much mummy .... I love you in my heart! (How gorgeous is that?)
Mummy somebody is crying (at playgroup)
Can I go on the computer mummy please please please ....

PS ... love the 'have you taken your pill?' doormat ... hope it is to your teenage daughter and not a child who is seriously poorly ... if it is the latter I am sorry ....

Jodee, reminds me of a "conversation" between me, DH and DS2 at the weekend:
Me "I love you "
DS2 "I love you mummy"
DH "I love you "
DS2 "No!"

Hehehehe. That went down well, I can tell you!

Be careful!
Do you really think you should be doing that?
Remember what happened last time!
Never mind, rub it better!
Come here, mummy kiss it!

"Tell me about when My-oh-nee got petrified by the EVIL, POWERFUL basilisk!"

DD - DADADADADADADADA
me - No, say MAMAMAMAMAMA
DD - DADADADADADADADA
me - No, MAMAMAMAMAMAMAM
DD - DADADADADADAD

Ad nauseum!

Also,

Dog tries to lick DD's hand while she is eating
Me - NO GET OFF YOU HORRIBLE BEAST
Dog looks at me and licks hand anyway
Me - NONONONONONo CLOUT hits dog on nose!
Dog looks at me and laughs and licks her lips
DD - Laughs hysterically.

Soupy - he only time DH is really wanted is for playing football!