welcome to "the mums arms"happy hour

[whymummy]

yes,what can i get you love??

I dont care - the sun's out and I'm going to pretend it's summer.

Actually, I've got to see a man about a goat...

Wahey!! Rumours will fly!

thanks m2t

M2T
I can't beleive you're down the boozer again!!! Aren't you supposed to be at work!!!
Like me you just can't keep away from the dam stuff!
Looking forward to a good sesh tonight!!

Is it working??

Typical, I go to see a client for a few hours and you all bugger off down the pub without me. Thanks guys

I brought my work with me!! I find that I'm more productive when drunk, than I am hung over! Do you think my boss will understand that logic?

SamboM - a client??? Oooooooo errrr! ANd just one for a few hours??!??! You must be expensive!

Nothing but the best me...

And I just went to La Senza and bought a slinky number as I'm having a grubby night away with dh on sat ooooooerrrrr!

(as slinky as you get in size 16 with huge tummy and stretch marks. Am going to sit on his glasses and hide his lenses so he can't see me)

Will he be wearing the glasses at the time?? LOL!

Where is the manager, I have been waiting for hours for my drink?

It's help yourself, Breeze. She's abandoned us in favour of a pink bike of all things.

Hang onto your barcodes so you can pay at the end though.

Surely the pub could afford a few drinks on the house.

M2T

Yes breeze - with all the profits for the brewery they're not going to miss a few drinks. I've been here since 1pm and I'm on my 3rd bottle of 'pilfered' wine.

OH MY.......
right who owes me what??,it was happy hour not happy bl**dy day!!!!!

Well I just had a small glass of tap water.

Sounds like M2T has had more than her fair share!

Quackers you snitch!!

Yeah Quackers, you grass!! There's no proof!!

Here you go Whymummy - here's the one bottle I've drank.

Nooo - she just had a glass of grape juice and a packet of pork scratchings.

I only had a coke!

It's ok M2T don't worry I've got the other 2 bottles in my bag - oh and the pork sratchings!!!

I'd do a wink but don't know how!

are you taking the mickey out of me quackers?