welcome to "the mums arms"happy hour

[whymummy]

yes,what can i get you love??

no i am!

right im off to buy dd a bike,pink one,so you keep an eye on the bussiness and dont forget is fancy dress party tonight!!

I AM!!shall we count them??

I think I might be seen as a thread sh*t stirrer!! I'm not though!! Honestly..... I've just got strong opinions.

Yes you are m2t, look at the trouble you got us in in the flirting thread!

I'd kill for a bag of dry roasted - am I allowed them if I'm bf or will I make ds explode?
Also if you do bar snacks, I'd love some nachos with chilli and cheese and soured cream pleasemissusthankyouverymuch and I do have ID

dont you go causing any trouble in my pub while im away

die thread die

no won't let you kill this one bobsmum!

Best behaviour Whymummy.

Bobsmum.....I think it will make your baby explode. Best to stick to Prawn Cocktail crisps. Oh wait a minute!! You're not allowed those either coz you'll get salmonella. How about a bread stick?

Girly!! I'm offended!!! I merely joined in a followed your lead!

A swift half of guinness for me (good for you when your pg don't you know, all that iron). Better not have any more at lunchtime!

me, never i am an innocent! remember!

It was all your doing

i once got drunk on guiness susanmt and had the worse hangover of my life! so take it easy!

A total cow M2T Glad it was your phone bill.

If bar is still open I will have some Blue-goo please.

Ah hello Breeze. We were trying to let this thread die coz Bobsmum came in.

Hey! So it was!!!! You're turn next time.

Who said there will be a next time

Where are we with that drink

HMPH!

Help yourself to the drinks.... the land lady buggered off to buy a pink bike!?!?

Smirnoff Black Ice please. Ahem...? Hello...?

Oh s0d it. I'll help myself.

I am stalking you Soupie, thats my fav tipple!

And I'm stalking both of you!

Well jump behind the bar and steal your own!

Obviously I intend to pay for mine when Whymummy gets back so it's not stealing.

how do you do the cheesy grin?

: then the letter O

Yes Soupie - I'm planning on keeping the empty bottles of wine and having them scanned before i leave.

Right, I'm off to the beer garden.

It's a bit parky out there is it not???