hub2dees cucumber

[bubble99]

Last night Marslady and I were having a genteel chat, about kittens and needlepoint probably, when hub steamed in and started waving a cucumber around. What followed next was quite disgraceful and I wish to disassociate myself from the orgy which ensued.

Bubble, you were just as bad as the rest of us ... you're just miffed that you watched Eurovision and missed the really exciting bits

yeh but it was fun

You're needed on Lav's thread to say OI, LEAVE IT! Or words to that effect

The lady doth protest too much, methinks...

Laydeee, sassy, laydeee.

Munker - Which is Lav's thread? I'm already taking my shoes off to hit someone with. Let me at 'em.

Oooh, Bubble, how on earth have you missed Lav's thread??? "Can You Do This ...", I think it's called ...

Hub is older than I would have expected...

Is it in Other Subjects? C'mon, my make-up has slid down my face, I'm tanked up and if I don't spring into action soon I'll be sobbing in the loos.

Here you go ...

Bloomin' 'eck! Haven't seen that much grief since alwayssaythanku's days.

Have you ever met Lavenderrrrrrrrrrr before, Bubble? She's an interesting character. I used to think that people were really mean to her, but then you read her threads and can see why.

No. I got my head chewed by alwayssaythanku and since then have tended to stay away from the rowdy threads. Will definately throw a few innapropriate- LEAVE IT IT'S NOT WORTH IT'S- around now for good measure though.

sorry to interupt but is lavs thread normal for mn

Lav's thread is normal for Lav, I'm afraid. She has told some of the most appalling stories then backtracked, she has frustrated most of MN with her tales of her drunken, abusive dh, then once everyone has bared their souls and tried to help, she goes on about what a fantastic sex life they have, sometimes her dh posts instead of her and causes hassle - this isn't normal for Mumsnet, just normal for Lav.

thanks wwb
just thought it was a bit sad wanting to teach ya kids how to shoot but enjoyed the thread it was quite funny in places and maybe someone should give some productive advise like some local AA meetings for her dh

MarMar

We have, been it, seen it, done it, even got the t-shirt..............

Marmar, she has been given advice hand over fist, then comes back and says that everything's hunky dory. Hence the reason that so many people are frustrated with her. Have a look at some of the old threads by Lavender, Lavenderr, Lavenderrr, Lavender1 and Lavender2, you'll soon get the picture.

Bubble

You still here ???

lol bubble you put a LEAVE IT ITS NOT WORTH IT on the buggy thread!!

lav alwaysstarts the threadsentitled something like, so how often do you have oral sex or something like that, while discreetly not answering the question herself!

ok get the picture on lav you just carnt help some people not for all of you trying

Hi all, I've never seen so much fuss over a vegetable, ever.

I'm off to bed for an early one with dw and Bruce Willis (Fifth Element !)

Catch up tomorrow maybe ?

Oh, sorry to sully your thread, bubb.

Erm... marmar: helluva welcome to MN, eh. Good luck settling in.

WWB: Well, if you don't want to write kids books....

Night all. Hope you had a good weekend. I am at Chelsea Flower Show on Tuesday. So excited !

Whatever do you mean, hub? I'm too sweet and innocent to write anything other than kid's books.

I'm off to bed for an early one with dw and Bruce Willis (Fifth Element)

Isn't Dee2Hub preggers ???

She is one open minded girl, 3 in a bed and the little one said.....

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Anyone seen my cucumber ?

Still here LGJ. The Fooltle is in a cot tonight for the first time and was not impressed. Yowling galore and he's now passed out on our bed. I'll try the cot again tomorrow night. Probably not the best course of action but he yowled for ages.