lindy and edgarcats party

[edgarcat]

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It's SOOO flattering to have an older man pine after me!! Is he rich?? Bet he is.
How long do you have to be married to a person before you can divorce them and fleece them for half they are worth??

..just a hypothetical question.... no sinister plan developing.

off my pedro,you gold digger,you stick to your michael douglas and leave us alone!!!

No no no Whymummy - that's my clone you're thinking about. Although we don't look so alike anymore since she let herself go and put on weight! Silly CZJ

she did didnt she? terrible,what a shame,such a pretty young lady....oi dont try to change the subject!!!

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Edgarcat I will start celebrating tonight. I have just popped some wine in fridge. Had my highlights done. Legs are smooth anyone from £0000000's of laser treatment (see other thread)!

I have booked a babysitter, and will have to pay babysitter when I have had too many as DH will be doing his disappearing trick.

But have to get up early on Sat, with hangover for early flight on sat morning.

oops should be anyhow!

I'm off now. I need my beauty sleep as it sounds like there will be stiff competition for Pedro's and Sven's attention tomorrow and I need to look my best.

OOOOHHHHHHHHH NO! I'm surly not the first one. Who's sleeping under the tables today?

Got my sparkly hotpant suit thingy on already but I'm afraid to say that the last time I wore it I wasn't 21 weeks pg so I'm not a pretty site.......Bang goes my changes with our two stallions!

My wellies look goooooooood though!

Wellies EmmaTG? Nice touch. I'm feeling a bit groggy today due to the pre-party party last night. It's OK though I've brought some more wine to replace the gallons I consumed last night.... >groan

When do we sing Happy Birthday??

Yes my wellies do happen to be a nice touch especially as they are peep-toe!

I'm here. Ready to start the way I mean to go on. I must say I can't help but admire your toe nails peeping through the wellies. I never knew they could grow so long.

Can we sing now. I need to warm up for the singing that'll be happening later on.

Haaaaaaapppppppppppppy Birthday to you
Haaaaaaapppppppppppppy Birthday to you
Haaaaaaapppppppppppppy Birthday to you
Happpppppppppy Birthday dear Lindy & Edgarcat
Haaaaaaapppppppppppppy Birthday to you

Hip, hip, hooray
Hip, hip, hooray
Hip, hip, hooray

Mmmmm yes I use them for nose picking assignments in tricking places........trains, buses, Doctors waiting room.

what a lovely picture I paint!

How very practical. I think I need to reconsider my short ones and go for the long option. I'm assuming they come in handy when sneaking up on ds or dd to get those little rascals that they just won't normally let you near as well.

Yes and DH

Tell you what girls, as you all sooooo much admire my stylish footwear I'll leave them here with you today as we're going out for a few hours. Unfortuatley the boys need entertaining so if you see a pregnant woman in a green sequined suit anywhere in the surrey area it's me desparatley trying to get home for the party.
Have fun and be gentle with Sven and Pedro.

I want a go of the wellies first please. I think they are just so fashionable and will go so well with my stylish red dress.

Can't make any promises about Sven or Pedro.

I'm here ... hurray ... party time!!!! I have been looking forward to this ALL DAY!!!
I've had a bit of a warm up .... met up with my coffee group today, only a couple of months ago we dispensed with the meeting in the morning to have coffee and have started meeting in the afternoon and cracking open a bottle of wine or 3 ... and then we get silly and ignore the kids who are all climbing the walls and beating eachother up!!!!
So I have had a few and am ready to rock and roll ...
By the way I am wearing my gold hipsters with my sequined halter neck top ... looks speshally nice with my lovely cuddly midriff poking out ...
Where're the birthday girls?

Happy birthday Edgarcat - pass the jelly and icecream! Hope ds3 was kid to you last night!

That should be kind! I feel woefully underdressed and will search out my leopard skin boob tube to join in! Perfect for b/feeding ....stylish....

Yeah, can't believe they're late for their own party.

Couldn' find my sack this morning (prob at the bottom of the 57 ft pile of laundry in the garage) so instead have had to resort to exceedingly glam LBD held together with safety pins as can't do the zip up.

My darling DH has just invited me to watch the rugby with him on telly (bless ... who said romance was dead?) and I said, "No thanks ... there's a party on Mumsnet!"
He said, "There's a party on Mumsnet? Now I have heard everything!!"
I feel really sorry for him!

right edgarcat pedro wants to sing happy birthday to you

HAAAAAAAPYYYYY BIRRRRRTHDEEEEE TO YOUUUU
HAAAAAAPP.....CLONK!!
WHEFS MY DENFTURES?

i told you this will happen!!!
anyway happy birthday from both of us!!
xxx

Don't feel sorry for him as he's getting to watch the rugby in peace. His idea of heaven I would think.