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lindy and edgarcats party

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edgarcat · 07/05/2003 11:36

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meanmum · 08/05/2003 08:26

Whymummy - you're just a dirty stop out. I saw you going around drinking the dregs from everyone's glasses. I know you thought I'd gone off to bed but I was keeping my eye on you.

meanmum · 08/05/2003 08:27

Because this is a virtual party that means I don't have to be on a diet. Stuff the organic muffins and give me the full fat ones please.

Is Breeze coming to the party. I hope so.

whymummy · 08/05/2003 08:28

who needs brad when we have pedro?

mum2toby ill send it again then,thats if you want it

meanmum i`ve just had 4 coffees and some fried yak and eggs and i feel much better

whymummy · 08/05/2003 08:29

oh meanmum i did!! cant waste any alcohol its against my religion

Mum2Toby · 08/05/2003 08:34

Of course Whymummy!

Meanmum, it's ok, they're not low fat. In fact I've even brought some double cream to pour over them and perhaps into our coffee.... MMMMMMMM.

Right I'm starving and this virtual food just isn't doing it for me at the moment..... crrrrrisssspps ......mmmmmmmmm.

meanmum · 08/05/2003 08:35

I wouldn't mind a bit of Brad. That's just while Pedro is busy elsewhere.

Can you all stop entertaining me please. I'm supposed to be preparing for an interview, not writing on mumsnet. That's what I was supposed to be doing last night too but as you can see by how much I was on here I didn't get much done. I've done some quick cramming now and hope I can waffle the rest that I need. I'm not hijacking the thread so no need for thoughts of good wishes. I'll let you know how I went when I get back.

SamboM · 08/05/2003 09:06

Good luck with your interview Meanmum.

Had horrible dreams about spanish men with false teeth last night.

Mum2Toby · 08/05/2003 09:11

Yeah Good luck MM, can't wait to hear how you got on!

I dreamt that I gave birth to a baby girl last night. DP and I were on a rowing boat (!!!!) and I went into to labur and dp had to deliver her. I named her and everything! Although I can't seem to remember the name now. It was very vivi and a wonderful dream.

whymummy · 08/05/2003 09:21

oh,sambo you`ve upset pedro now

this virtual hangover is killing me

mum2toby what could that mean?i really believe in the meaning of dreams

Mum2Toby · 08/05/2003 09:28

No idea whymummy - but I'm anxiously waiting for my monthly visitor.... so maybe it's just my mind wandering too far ahead.... or perhaps hoping for a little accident.

whymummy · 08/05/2003 10:56

im here cleaning all the mess and dirty glasses that you left last night,its not on! you always dissapear and leave everything to me,and who was sick in the corner???? meanmum???

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edgarcat · 08/05/2003 11:53

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Mum2Toby · 08/05/2003 12:08

All the clearing up by the sounds of it Edgarcat!
Sorry Whymummy... promise I'll help after tomorrow's party though.

whymummy · 08/05/2003 12:19

right ill be back in an hour and i want the place like i left it,and dont talk behind my back because i will find out,if pedro comes tell him i found his dentures in the sick so now i know who it was

Mum2Toby · 08/05/2003 12:24

Oh I'm getting a cloudy memory comin flooding back!!

CRINGE ALERT<

I flashed my perfectly pert 34C chest at Pedro last night and he fainted, banged his head, his teeth fell out and he was sick with concussion. I vaguely remember some Paramedics being here....
YUMMMYYYY, in fact I think I gave one of them my bra with my phone number written on it.

Pleeeease, don't let me remember anymore!!

EmmaTMG · 08/05/2003 12:39

My friend Sven has asked if he can come too, and now that Pedro is hospitalized he could fill a gap in our shananagans.
He's really attractive and wears really tight fitting jeans, with a leather jacket, sleeves rolled up to the elbow and wears a really nice shark tooth earring. He's a right looker!
Oh and he's got really nice long hair, just at the back though.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Tasty!

meanmum · 08/05/2003 13:09

I love a good mullet. Sven can definitely come. Don't let him bring any Nancy's or Ulrika's though. The image I have of him is with black rotting teeth though so could he maybe borrow Pedro's dentures.

Can't believe you were actually cleaning Whymummy. That's Lindy's mum's job. Put down that mop and come back and party.

Interview went well. The guy didn't let me get a word in which meant I didn't have to tell lots of fibs about how wonderful I am when I'm really not. He's already asked me back for a second and I'm really confident about this job. I'll keep you posted.

Mum2Toby · 08/05/2003 13:12

Excellent MM!! When's the 2nd interview?

whymummy · 08/05/2003 13:22

WHAT THE.............AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
i just stood on 2 empty bottles of bacardi breezers and bottle skated and nearly break my neck,i told you to keep it clean!!!
mum2toby,how could you?i just phoned the hospital and pedro has discharged himself and he`s running around mumsnet wearing one of them gowns and showing his bottom and calling your name

whymummy · 08/05/2003 13:23

congratulations meanmum!!

meanmum · 08/05/2003 13:27

Well it wasn't me leaving those bottles around as I'm still under the sink enjoying my booze.

whymummy · 08/05/2003 13:29

did you wear your little red dress for the interview??

whymummy · 08/05/2003 13:31

where is breeze?are you trying to avoid me?i told you to keep the wipes so come and join us

meanmum · 08/05/2003 13:32

No as I can't fit into it but boy there wouldn't be a need for them to interview anyone else if I had. Don't ask me why as it isn't anything special but it always worked in the past.

whymummy · 08/05/2003 13:34

can i borrow it?see if i can get some attention from pedro and rescue him from that scotish woman