lindy and edgarcats party

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If it's another woman then we have a problem Houston!

Really did LOL at that Sambo

oh,ok girly you can have my david but only if i can sing at the party

love xx
victoria

Black leather hot pants and a silver sparkly bra top and knee high, high heeled pointy black boots.

Sorry Victoria - bit of a difficult call that!

May cut sack a bit shorter and possibly some nipple peep holes if it's going to get raunchy.

I'm wearing a green sequin jumpsuit/hotpant thingy with peeptoe wellies and knotted hankie on my head.
You see I have real style!

Saambom - definitely. Am off to raid DD's art box for some pom poms and some sellotape (to hitch evething in to place!)

Finbar are you from Norfolk?

ooooooh sambo pedro will go bananas,he might drop his dentures down your clevage too

DO I have that Norfolk twang then?

Just the Saambo, sounds like a friend I have in Norfolk

No offence to anyone from norfolk OF COURSE!!

He will have to lift up my sack first, or poke them through the nipple holes.

Sorry - just hit too many aaa keys!
No I'm not actually from Norfolk - but I can pretend to be if it helps!

He will have to lift up my sack first, or poke them through the nipple holes.

Why do you fancy the idea of my in my sack Finbar? Are you male or female?

OOops - have we got wires crossed?
Am definitely femal e( have caesarian scar to prove it!. I meant I was off to get pomspoms for myself to give solidarity to the raunchy sck thing !

GASP - You lot have been busy making all these plans!!!!

Crystaltips - what do you mean you'll be collecting the dessert??????? Surely you mean loving and painstakingly preparing it in your own kitchen! ..... or we won't eat it!

Thes rest of you - can I help??

sambo i heard you the first time

what are you wearing mum2toby??

OK, had better clarify this

The poking through nipple holes msg was for whymummy re pedro's teeth

I asked if you fancied the sack as you said you could pretend to be from Norfolk which I took to mean you were up for a bit of Norfolk/Sack fantasy thing (musn't come on here again when I've had this much wine I think)

Am off to bed now - it's all got too much for me - never thought of myself as male!
See you at the party.
Night all

Whoa Whymummy!! What's going on.... I mean.... I like you an'all, but ..... are we really going to have that kind of chat here?? use my home email for goodness sake.

I think I'll be naked.... I've lost a pound and a half in 2 weeks and I want to show off my new slimline figure.

Sorry Finbar, I have a mate called Finbar and he's a bloke(I think)

Cheers SamboM!
i feel better now!