lindy and edgarcats party

[edgarcat]

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Moral of mumsnet is don't leave it for a second otherwise you miss out on posting loads of corny comments.

I'm going to wear my red dress. I know that doesn't mean anything to you mumsnetters but it does to a whole lot of men in my past and my dh.

mmmmmmmmm,mum2toby,tell meeeeeeee,tell meeeeee now

hi meanmum,how short is your red dress??

what does it mean when your husband is lying in bed,breathing heavely and calling your name??
you`re not holding the pillow properly over his face

Can I come to,I canm bring the cornflake cakes and my home made coconut macaroons are to die for.
I don't touch red wine as it gives me a migraine but will bring some white wine have also got some peach schnapps in the cupboard

a husband is in bed and starts calling his wife
"daaaaaaarling,daddy wants looooooove"
the wife comes into the room and trips over with the rug,the husband jumps out of bed and goes
"oooh my poor little princess,my coochie coochie,daddy will kiss it better"
they make love and she goes to the toilet and trips over again and the husband says
"oh,for god sake,you stupid clumsy cow"

nooo, nobody touches red wine anymore,specially rioja

Just to hijack this thread for a minute m2t did you get my email? mumsnet couldn't find my username to link with the message I sent.

It was me if you were wondering who it was that wrote to you with a blokey sounding name.

I have to go as I'm not making any sense at all. I think I'm going to make a pud for the party as I want to really p**ss Crystaltips off as Lindy and Edgarcat will put mine out and it will be scoffed and loved by all while hers stays in their fridge for after everyone has gone. I hope Lindy's mum is doing all the cleaning as we know I'm pants at that and that she's happy to share her fireman. If she's not willing to share then I'm going to have to take the advice given on mumsnet on dealing with children that won't share. No star charts for her though, straight to the kitchen sink for some dish scrubbing until she repents and lets us share her fireman. I'll be generous she can have first dibs.

Well the headache tablets have kicked in and made me talk utter nonsense. See you (hypothetically) tomorrow.

Whymummy - ok .... I'm wearing leapard skin tights.... a white leather miniskirt.... a red leather basque and feather boa.

And as for the entertainment - I think we established in another thread that I am actually theeeeee best singer in the world after I've had a bottle of wine..... so that's sorted.

I'll start with a compilation of Grease songs....

We go together like ramalamalama..alamadeedinkdeedonk.

oooooh, controversial!!!

Rioja comment that is

Meanmum - thanks loads and loads!! They eventually let me know who it was that sent it about 5 mins before I left work. I wrote down your address to mail you from home then left it at work!! DOH!

I'll mail you tomorrow.

Nighty night then.

Not too short.

Mum2Toby - can you put Abba into your repotoire(sp?) please. I know you do Whitney Houston but surely a little Abba won't go astray.

Whymummy - you have to supply all the jokes or at least my portion as I don't have any.

ooooh mum2toby i`ll be travolta as i sound like a bloke

i also sent you mine mum2toby

Right, this is the mother in me coming out. I want all of you in bed NOW. You need to be fresh and ready for your big day on Friday. Mum2Toby - I know you're a stunner (of course I believe you) but I definitely think you need your beauty sleep as we want you in top form. Rest your voice tomorrow at work and just type on mumsnet instead.

ohmygodlookatthetime

I have to get up at 6 tomorrow and I was going to bed at 9 tonight.

Bum

good night everybody

i bet you were waiting for me to say that to start your party,you wicked women

Wa-Hay, I'm the first on the party thread today, hope I'm not the first tomorrow.....how horribly unfashionable to be the first even with my peep-toe wellies.

you`re not the first one i was asleep under the table or should i say unconscious?

There's some freshly brewed coffee in the Yurt if you need it and Sprout's bought some home made muesli.

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thanks soupdragon i`ll need it
edgarcat i was drinking on my own all night,they left me

Iiiiiiiiiiii Neeeeeeeeeed Coooooooooffffffeeee. Please. I don't mind if it's in our out of the Yurt I just need some.

Can we set the Yurt up in the backyard. I think we may all need to retire to it at some stage during the festivities.

I can't wait to see the peep toe wellies. I hope your nails are all painted a different colour with little airbrushed pictures on them as well.

Edgarcat - we were just practicing last night as we want the day to be really special for you and LIndy

Yaaaawwwwn - I've just put some organic blueberry muffins in the oven to dip in our coffee in the Yurt.

Whymummy - I haven't received yours yet!????

Meanmum - Abba is another one of my specialties. And after 2 bottles of wine I do impressions.

You don't get the Yurt? Well, you've missed out on Brad then - apparently he left late last night, knackered.