Threads you always wanted to start

[hunkermunker]

Well? Go on, tell me what they are and I'll have a go at you about them. I want to. Go on.

Lol you did too!! . Which mn member would you least like to meet and why.

pmsl, i couldn't possibly

Snafu and LGJ because we'd meld into one big person and our children would get confused. And also because I suspect they smell funny.

well that would definitely have to be Hunkermunker - horrible women she is

I do smell funny! How did you know?

Yep, I'm vile.

"I'm thinking of becoming a moderator on MO - is there anyone here who could advise me?"

My 20 yo swedish au-apir and I are having an affair, looking for another sexy female to join us

I've nothing on earth to moan about, isn't it fantastic

The CSA are fab and dd's father is paying some money

When do you actually give your children any attetntion thread?

ive always wanted to start a thread about people who start threads asking people to divulge things about themselves but letting nothing slip about them, and then having a go at them for it...titter..come and get me!

Oooh, who could you be talking about spacey?

I'm an organic earth mother who breastfeeds her ten-year-old, please throw junk food at me because you're jealous.

Why are you all so cliquey?

Been done a million times, Tramp.

I only eat McDonalds.

snigger...I want hunkermunker to chase me!!!... is it time for my medication yet?

I have 10 vaginas and I can have 10 orgasms at one time [sorry but just couldn't think of anything outrageous]!

Which is best for my airgun practice - footballs (easy targets) or cats (moving targets so a bit more challenging)??? Or should I use both to vary my technique?

I am a hairy-handed trucker, will you post pics of your children for me to look at.

Why are you all snobs about food?

Why do some threads turn into a feeding frenzy, and what does this say about us?

Am I the only mum to say to her offspring: If you continue to do that I will murder you (I'm pretty confident that they realise it is tongue in cheek)

i suspect we could have thrown a few of happydaddy's suggestions from thread cliches in here

Why do I never get mentioned in the "whos your favourite" type threads

Can't speak for Snafu................I eat garlic every day

Yes and building on the why are you snobs about food:

Are you being entirely honest about totally eschewing processed food, and do you really cook organically and from scratch every frig*ing time?