Threads you always wanted to start

[hunkermunker]

Well? Go on, tell me what they are and I'll have a go at you about them. I want to. Go on.

Celebrity Love Island - best TV I've ever seen

No, it's true. I am one of the Great Unwashed, and I smell awful.

All true Northeners are mingers who feed there kids shite and only give up smoking during labour.

Mine are too serious - will try and think of something witty instead. You could be in for a long wait.

What is womens problem?

'Which Mumsnetters really, really piss you off?'

Oh, come on, you know you've all wanted to say it at some point

Oh my Giddy Aunt..................

The wind has changed..............Snafu, dear God what have you just eaten

pmsl handlemecarefully, i cant think full stop, here are my suggestions;

and

and

told you.

i will be top of the list on that one snafu!

pmsl LGJ

I cannot tell you for fear of offending sensibilities, but be assured it was very, very Organic.

snafu. I want to.....I really want to......but, I can't.

I knew I had you pretty well-pegged as whiffy, LGJ and Snafu.

My man hangs on my every word, takes me shopping every weekend and massages my feet - life is so cr@p

I wish my man would fart loudly whilst watching fotball and merely grunt when spoken to - I need to know he's not gay

Wife Swap - major stress. Husband swap - would anyone notice?

Who is the most boring person here.
Who's advice sucks.

(err that will be me then )

snafu. I eat organic and I've posted on it in regard to our nurseries.

When you get a Chariteeeeeeeeee placky bag in your front door. Do you feel obliged to fill it, or have you learnt to put it back onto the porch and cower

Bubble, COME BACK!

Or at the very least, open a new nursery nearer my house!

Betterware/Kleeneze/Avon reps - how many times do I have to sling your catalogues outside as soon as they land on the mat before you get the hint?

"Bored and pissed off - someone start a scrap"

lol bubble - I thought your nurseries looked fab. I am one of those appalling women with a herb garden, anyway (well, a herb patio) so I really can't talk re: organic...

I just hand them over with a smile and a "no, I didn't order again but thankyou for your time"

Fill it with organic spuds LGJ. That way you'll be feeding someone without giving them a dose of Oestrogen. They'll have to scrape the shit off first though

Sorry

Was my Chariteeeeeeeeeeeee post not good enough for you??

Dear God woman, you are High Maintenance

High Maintenance? HM... Hmmm...