Have just seen neighbour throw a football at my cat

[Joanne23]

it was in her garden, I was in upstairs window, she came out shouted at him he scarpered and sat on fence between our houses, she then picked up a football and chucked it at him. I don't knwo her should I go round and complain I am livid

Actually, I only have a hamster. Does that make me pregnant?

PMSL at being impregnated by a hamster!

way to go your hamster!!!

was the football green?

I think I was the ball.

you nearly hit me

so it was all your fault the greenfootball. After all we cant blame the thower as you were the one who did the hitting (or even the near missing)

cat was fat and gingery
front door is blue
ball was white and black

I am gorgeous if slightly frazzled, kids are great and have big blue slide in small garden

I am pregnant by my gerbil if that helps?

It was all my fault. I am ashamed.

But since I am a green football, I won't lose any sleep over it.

Hmmmm wonders if joanne is gonna come back now !

I think plump would have been a kinder word.

Am a bit ginger though.

ahhhh so you are gorgeous, now we get to the underlying tension, your street is wild with jealousy and taking it out on other things

Message withdrawn

like sending their cats to shit in your garden

the fragrant lawn next door is just too tempting to sleep on

think I maybe should have said "I am frazzled but slightly gorgeous?"

it was on the fence staring back at me - so its bum was facing me and it was looking over its shoulder (if cats have shoulders) in a kind of 'yes, just what are you going to do about it' sort of way, it doesn't care about being shouted at, it is very very clever and whenever I reach for the hose it hightails it away

Joanne I am sorry this has degnerated into a joke, I really don't want to be offensive and I am a good neighbour jsut ask around. I am not a bitch nor did I aim for your cat (I am a good thrower) I aimed to scare it away. I can't let it shit in my garden. But I can apologise, hope you accepts

I think it was you as well. I think it is truly mean to throw anythign at a cat and I am still upset about it

ffs joanne... get over it. it's a bloody cat. she didn't even hit it!

she said it was making her sick and miserabloe and tired and she cant let her elderly kids out, surely you must apologise for that?

her elderly kids????

it's true.

i am just a cat.

and i'm not really that clever (apart from the typing, obviously)

The point is I think now is that Ithinkitwasme didn't aim for the cat, was just trying to frighten it away, maybe you can come to an agreement about what to do if the cat does poo in the garden again? It's not worth falling out about, surely?

elderly kids? that sounds so so wrong

Joanne ffs you are a new neighbour to this women do you really want to start off on a bad note all because she throw a ball which was not even aimed at your blasted cat?