Have just seen neighbour throw a football at my cat

[Joanne23]

it was in her garden, I was in upstairs window, she came out shouted at him he scarpered and sat on fence between our houses, she then picked up a football and chucked it at him. I don't knwo her should I go round and complain I am livid

PMSL FF

ok miss. i'll go and sit in my room til you tell me i can come and post again.

do you want to give me your e-mail address so that i can ask your permission next time i post?

The part about shitting in other people's gardens did strike me as particularly ironic... ho hum.

And Fairyfly - that is totally unnecessary and below the belt. I thought it was helpful for the person who started the thread about married men to talk about my own (unfortunate) experiences. I didn't think other people would use it against me and bring it up out of context. IN A DIFFRERENT THREAD!!!!

What a spiteful little bitch you are.

Twiglett - I thought your cat poo turned out to be twigs!

yeah fairyfly... how DARE you mention anything other than cats on this thread???????
do you want to join my how to kill a cat thread?

ROFL at this thread! We have loads of cats come and use our garden as a toilet, and it drives me bonkers. And yes, EmmaB, they often cover it with earth - earth dug from around my fragile seedlings. I don't like cats, why should I? I've tried spraying them with water, it doesn't seem to work!

i was read that they dont like the smell of vinegar and if you spray them with dilute vinegar it puts them off, i used to keep a spray bottle of dilute vinegar always at the ready by the back door.

only works if u catch them though.
try barbed wire across the top of the fence!

Now that is the type of fucking filthy language i expect from a harlett

its a harlot dear FF.

i always find a nice big dog, which is trained to kill cats works at stopping them pooing inyour garden. mind you, it does mean u have cat carcasses to clear up.

thanks misdee, i don't think i have ever written it before

And presumeably dog poo as well

misdee, doesn't the dog eat them?

the dog leaves a few bits and peices about, its quite fussy, if iots a pure breed siamese cat then it wil leat everything, plain old moggie then no.

and you train the dog to poo in your neighbours gardens

but what if the neighbour throws a ball at it?

no Jools there is definite cat poo there, its just no longer mistaken as the stuff from teh cat poo tree (which is being brutally murdered next week by the way )

twiglett, do your neighbours throw balls at your cat poo tree?

snurk

No, but my neighbours throw cats at my ball poo tree

my ball throws poo at my neighbours

Joanne23, you say you wished you had never moved there, I dare say she feels the same!! If she didn't get it this time with the ball, I bet she will be a better aim next time.

Do you think this might be the start of another silly weekend on MN? hehehehehe

I am sorry but if i saw a cat pooing in my garden i would probably throw a ball too!
What gives bloody cats the permission to go in other peoples gardens and do there businesss.....discusting!

No one else is allowed to do it like dogs or people so what gives cats the right?

I would go mad especially because my ds plays in the garden!