Have just seen neighbour throw a football at my cat

[Joanne23]

it was in her garden, I was in upstairs window, she came out shouted at him he scarpered and sat on fence between our houses, she then picked up a football and chucked it at him. I don't knwo her should I go round and complain I am livid

funnily enough, I wouldn't object about the cat being hosed in that situation piffle - I don't know, just something about the act of throwing something seems aggressive. I know I'm not making sense so am off to read ds his new pingu book, aptly titled "Stinky Pingu"!!

My x pissed all over my mothers curtains, that wnet down well

any particular reason fairyfly? LOL

what is it with men and weeing all over things? Even when I'm off my face I always find the loo!!

Did she throw a football at him, ff?

yes, i think its called Caffreys

same here compo! some of them have trouble getting it in the loo when they are sober

still wondering how he mistook the curtains for the TOILET!

my friend used to work with a guy who, if he had drunk stella, would wet the bed!

he woke up in her spare room and opened the window to piss out of it. Mid flow i had to hold his willy because he was missing and weeing inside all over the curtains. So glad my father didn't walk in.

oh ff... you must have reeeeeeeeeeeally liked him to do that for him!

oh yes, it was wonderful foreplay, afterwards we made sweet sweet love, or i didn't talk to him for a week, cant remember which

on of my exes tried to climb into the booze cabinet thinking it was the loo and pissed in it.
He too was very full of Caffreys as was the cabinet after he was done..
It was wall mounted too - ones mind boggles

Looking back i should have plugged my hairdryer in and let him piss on that. Oh im full of regret about that man.

still.... he's given us something to laugh about now!

Of course it's very very norty to take a pop at a cat with an airgun - please do not try this at home.....

too late queen eagle i took everything you said literally and now i am in deep shit, just been on a rampage

Some of these posts make me shiver. You cat-haters are cold-hearted bastards. YUK, yuk, yuk, lovely role models for your children too.

Joanne
If I saw someone throw a football at my cat I would go mental. I would definitely go round and say really nicely 'I'm so sorry to come round like this but I've just seen you throw a football at my cat. Is there a problem with my cat that we can talk about? I don't want him to be a nuisance to anyone or to get accidentally hurt by the neighbours...'

Offer to go round and clear up any cat poo if that's what it is. Shame the cow, make her feel like the stupid arse she is.

Cats go into other people's gardens and cats shit in other people's gardens, although they often cover it with earth to be fair (unlike dogs and children). This is a fact of life. Unfortunately so are pathetic little bullies like your neighbour.

Good luck xx

why thankyou

fairyfly, I can't believe it if you did, I said do not try this at home.

Do it from a neighbours garden.

QE, does it have to be an airgun or would an AK47 work?

Ooooh, there is soooooo much I could say here but I won't

Oh go on snafu, I'll stand right behind you

i'll cover you with the machine gun snafu... go on... do it!

If i were going to say something it would be, so it is ok to sleep with married men but throw balls at cats is a taboo, weird

Why not post your hilarious thoughts elsewhere, ladies? You're not being very helpful to Joanne (and correct me if I'm wrong, that is the point of Mumsnet) and, seeing that Rickman's cat was actually shot much to the distress of her and her kids, you're probably being a little insensitive.

Why don't you start your own 'how to kill a cat' thread?