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cod · 26/04/2005 14:03

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TheVillageIdiot · 26/04/2005 20:01

Where can I buy a gerbil costume for my barbie?

To all you crafty people - how do I make a gerbil sized barbie outfit?

TheVillageIdiot · 26/04/2005 20:02

were can I get baby pasta - will it constipate my gerbil? How should I cook it?

Whizzz · 26/04/2005 20:02

What can I buy my bosses friends next door neighbours cousin for a present - she has everything and I don't know her all that well

iota · 26/04/2005 20:02

what did your gerbil have for dinner

jellyhead · 26/04/2005 20:03

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SecondhandRose · 26/04/2005 20:04

Is it possible to get by on £10 a month, can I make cutbacks?

Whizzz · 26/04/2005 20:04

Village Idiot - please don't cook the gerbil it will only end in tears.
My gerbil's been cooked, shall I ring NHS Direct

TheVillageIdiot · 26/04/2005 20:04

Is it ok to feed my gerbil after 7pm or will it get fat? or no carbs after 7? oh it's so confusing!

TheVillageIdiot · 26/04/2005 20:05

PMSL at all of the new ones!

Spacecadet · 26/04/2005 20:05

titter..
101 uses for haggis

TheVillageIdiot · 26/04/2005 20:06

Oh don't get me started on toy guns (not a title)

WideWebWitch · 26/04/2005 20:13

This is the funniest thing I've read in along time, pmsl at Flum, TVI, Blu and everyone else,fab stuff!

hatsoff · 26/04/2005 20:15

what party games do 4 year old gerbils play?

TheVillageIdiot · 26/04/2005 20:18

I've just eaten a pack of giant muffins, a circle of dairylea triangles, a roast dinner and two cheescakes - why can't I lose weight?

Whizzz · 26/04/2005 20:19

Can anyone recommend a baby friendly cottage in the Antarctic (with a tumble dryer)

Nits

TheVillageIdiot · 26/04/2005 20:20

How do I rid my gerbil of nits?

hatsoff · 26/04/2005 20:20

do you pay your gerbil sick pay?

Whizzz · 26/04/2005 20:21

Can you catch nits from a gerbil?

TheVillageIdiot · 26/04/2005 20:22

gerbil or private nursery - what do you think?

TheVillageIdiot · 26/04/2005 20:26

and returning to the antarctic...

What tally-ho activities are there for my delightful lovelies in the antartic at this time of year?

nerdgirl · 26/04/2005 20:26

If I put my DH on a Gina Ford routine will be stop having affairs?

TheVillageIdiot · 26/04/2005 20:28

I can see that as a best seller book

TheVillageIdiot · 26/04/2005 20:33

omg there's too much ammo

nerdgirl · 26/04/2005 20:34

Help!! My circumsised, cheating, vaccinated DH is parking in P&T and stealing grapes. My nanny is wanking on the rug and being very cliquey about it. My DS won't sleep in his baby pasta. My DD won't go to private school and so has no idea how to use an apostrophe correctly. I need a low fat recipe for a dinner party using only lard, ice-cream and regurgitated grapes. Could I be pregnant?

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