Berrie, Lyra, Oggs and Zeb chat thread

[ProfessorCalculus]

How many threads is this now?

Zeb, you've got an excuse not to exercise, unlike me. Anyway, I've got to be ready for when Mr Bellamy decides to leave his gorgeous girlfriend in Italy, comes to my house and kicks DP out, and suggests we make sweet music together.
What was this dream man like, Berrie?

Well he was sporty. He might have been into sailng which kind of linked him to a bloke I knew once who used to prop his sizeable erection against me whilst chatting in a busy pub - but it wasn't him.
When I awoke (reluctantly) I decided he was that chap in Mistresses who got off with the Dr one if that helps. He was blonde and not m usual type at all...Berrie scurries off to find a picture.

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Twas obviously a dream version of him as I'm not liking the look of this bloke. Lets just say in the dream he had some of his looks with the enthusuasm of my former 'friend'.

try again

Sigh...all the men I never...ahem, 'knew'

Here's a question for y'all.
if you could have some one-off 'fun' with David Tennant/Edward Cullen/Jacob Black/Hugh Jackman (delete as applicable) and your DH/DP would never know, would you?

That shut us all up Lyra

Is this an imaginary world where all four of them would be truly, madly and deeply up for it with me?

Hell yes!

Could I have an imaginary body and a few imaginary years knocked off my age too?

In real life Oggs. And yes, they're up for it.

I'm effectively single. Therefore, I can do ALL of 'em Although maybe not today. I'll wait until I'm 100% as I wouldn't want to be below par for any of them. Oh, and one at a time please.

I've just watched HP & his goblet. I'd forgotten DT was in it as well. Double bonus, eh?! I love how everyone keeps going on about how handsome young Cedric is. Even when he's dead.

You want a blond Berrie? http://www.fanpop.com/spots/rupert-penry-jones/images/1748561 here you go!

Berrie's not into blonds.

I was trying to help her dream along. She's obviously just in denial.

Mmmm...even if dh were never to know it might change how I feel about everything...which would upset the apple cart so to speak...
I have some experinece of (pre marriage) infidelity (if not actual infidelity dh is my only)...and it takes years to get over the thoughts...

What thoughts? Guilt?

Guilt...some embarrassment..feeling stupid...what if's.

Did DH know?

Yay! Breaking Dawn has arrived!

That means I can go bath and pick up where I left off with Eclipse.

Tonight might be another late night .

Where are you up to in Eclipse?

Tis not the place to discuss!

I was up 'til 1:30 last night (I didn't get in the bath until 12:05).

She was trying to have her evil way with him and he proposed on one knee and gave her a ring.

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I nearly, nearly started reading Twilight yesterday Might not resist today!

Feeling any better Zeb?

Oggs, will you be doing anything today besides reading? Berrie too, methinks. And Berrie, I hope you're not still beating yourself up for being a naughty girl once upon a time. You're with DH now and have always behaved, and that's what's important.
(I'm afraid my halo's glowing in that department, but there you go, dull old Zeb )

Oh, and I'm feeling mostly better, but still a bit bleugh and wiped out. I think I probably had it coming as it's been a full on few months or so. Today's going to be another lazy day with books and dvds.

Lyra, are you doing anything more exciting than the rest of us?

Yeah but it was Dh, I've been with him since I was 16. I don't think we'd have got here unless I'd explored things a little so I'm not really beating myself up about it now it's so far in the past but I do have regrets...that's all.

Today I shall be mostly breaking up my old bathroom suite which is sat on the drive waiting to go to the dump. DP wants to put it in a Hippo bag but it costs £70 to get it taken away. I'm hoping if I dispose of it myself he'll give me the £70
This will, naturally, be accompanied by plenty of Muse on the iPod.
Berrie, give in and read Twilight. You won't regret it.

Oggs, that's one of my favourite bits of Eclipse, when he gets back from hunting and puts her in the big bed and the almost-naughtiness that ensues.

16 I'd forgotten that. It all sounds like water well flown under the bridge.

Anyway, run along and start Twilight. Just make sure you haven't got anything better you should be doing today.

I've just cheered myself up by reading the newspaper and budget coverage in full, so I think some more escapism is what's now required.