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Brangelina · 22/01/2009 21:51

Aka le Patatine

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hothell · 22/01/2009 22:33

Dear DD and Ds
have gone off K McCloud, promise. I only wanted him to redesign my sitting room! Love mamma hothell.

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Brangelina · 22/01/2009 22:34

Yes, you know the trick where you tuoch the tip of your nose with your tongue? Rocco can do that with his cetriolone.

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hothell · 22/01/2009 22:35

Dear Franca's dcs
your mamma was obsessed with gossip magazines and went to whsmith to read heat.

hothell · 22/01/2009 22:35

Dear Franca's dcs
your mamma was obsessed with gossip magazines and went to whsmith to read heat.

francagoestohollywood · 22/01/2009 22:35

WUNDERBAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sputnik · 22/01/2009 22:36

LOL at your message Hot!

Penthesileia · 22/01/2009 22:36

Ok - I was going, but had to come back...

Curious mixture of Rocco, Bannatyne & Mcleod (sp)...

francagoestohollywood · 22/01/2009 22:36

. I now go to Mondadori International.

SunflowerNeedsSunshine · 22/01/2009 22:36

bran, you really know a lot about this Rocco!

PippiCalzelunghe · 22/01/2009 22:37

Dear DD1 and DD2, doing the housework is boring as hell. do the least of it you can away with or none if you can. Hide dust under the rugs if you have to without guilt. every man will try to make you do the most of it - do not give in, ever!!!
be happy and positive always. I am not as insane as I sound/show! love, Mamma!!

Penthesileia · 22/01/2009 22:37

Don't forget waitrose magazine...

Hey - franca - I have a john lewis credit card so get the mag free.... i could send you one...

oooooh - food porn...

francagoestohollywood · 22/01/2009 22:38

Dear Dd and Ds: I want you to be doctors. love mamma

hothell · 22/01/2009 22:38

oK rocco for shagging, bannantyne for his dosh, and kev for his design skills! the perfect man. Maybe

PippiCalzelunghe · 22/01/2009 22:39

LOL !

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Brangelina · 22/01/2009 22:39

All stuff I read in magazines Sun..... I might have caught a wee glimpse in a film before hastily switching it off in moral outrage, but nothing more. the rest is from startling dreams.

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Penthesileia · 22/01/2009 22:39

Dear DD, You grew up in a biohazard, but that was because I hardly ever put you down and so couldn't do any housework. Honest. It was not because I spent too much time on the internet...

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Brangelina · 22/01/2009 22:40

Anyone want an Esselunga magazine? Got 2 by mistake.

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hothell · 22/01/2009 22:40

Dear dcs i want you to be doctors too! No pressure. And maybe marry franca's dcs who are doctors too, apparently.

Sputnik · 22/01/2009 22:40

Dear Sputnik Girl and Sputnik Boy.
May you live in a future where houses clean themselves.
(on solar power)
Mum xxx

hothell · 22/01/2009 22:41

Notte, girlz.

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Brangelina · 22/01/2009 22:41

Dear DD, you must become a plumber. You'll earn far more than any doctor, I can assure you. Whatever you do don't become a Velina. Please?
Love Mumsy

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Sputnik · 22/01/2009 22:41

And be dentists.
Or failing that, plumbers.

francagoestohollywood · 22/01/2009 22:41

It'd be lovely Penthe! I fear I might have to go, it's late, dh is brushing his teeth, heeeeelp!

Penthesileia · 22/01/2009 22:42

LOL @ girlzzzzzz!

Sputnik · 22/01/2009 22:42

Great minds, Brange!