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[Brangelina]

Aka le Patatine

LOL!

I still want crisps...

no, not moany about the kids, but about being fed up with being preggers, and depressed aobut dp not doing anything in the house, or depressed about the weather, I feel like slapping myself just writing it down again.

I once saw him in a porn film (my gay neighbour hiding his videos in my flat. Not me, honest!) and I had startling dreams for weeks.

'Notte Hot.

Penthe. Go and touch that lovely Smythson baby book. Inhale the smell of the soft leather. Get your Montblanche or whatever is the name of the famous fountain pen and start writing about your dd's milestones!!!
My mum is so anal, that she even wrote down at what times I fed!!!! And of course, how many poos I did in a day.

you see I have a mum that has recorded how many poos I had (PFB) but she does not remember much for poor DB3 and she makes it up along the way!

off to bed too.

nice chat! it feels like I've to the pub on a friday night ! (that tells you what an exciting life I lead these days!)

God, I am about 20 posts behind here. Imagine our DCs reading our ravings here!

Me too. I even feel quite merry from my tisana. Need some crisps though.

Knowing him Hot, he'll not just pop in your dreams, really....

franca brange are your mums virgos like mine then ?

Dear DD and DS in case you are reading this you are wonderful and i love you. (and rocco siffredi rocks!) Please make sure you get together with somebody who is able and willing to do the fucking housework. Love from mamma hothell.

Yes, lovely chat. I'll work all day tomorrow, so hopefully see you tomorrow night...

No, nearly though. She's Libra.

what have you put in that tisana then?!

I even sound drunk from my spelling and missing words... I had half a glass white wine!!!!!!!! pathetic. that's what my dds will think: 'poor mum what a life!'

LOL @ hot!!!

Buona notte, tutte!

Dear DD
Make sure you're in a position to pay someone else to do your housework.
Lots of love and kisses
Mumsyxxxx

LOL hot!!!

No, mum is pesci.

Hot's dd and ds. Your mum also had a crush on Kevin Mc Cloud. Yes. Him.

Tisana is one of DP's so it might have traces of strange herbs in it.

I am scared of going to bed now! They always have huge willies porn actors, don't think i can face one tonight.

Wasn't it Ballantyne? Or am I getting confused?

I've seen it[smug ]

Not in person though!

Rocco is impressively endowed. Trust me.

hadnt had such a laugh for a long time! you're good cure for Jan bues!