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[Brangelina]

Aka le Patatine

Lol! We obviously know the same plumber.

Dear DDs daddy will be so happy if you became WAGS - not!! Please do not break his heart!

BTW I can tell you now that dd1 WILL be either a doctor or an actor. remember my word girls. for all I care she could be anything she like except for a tassle girl or a patatina.

HIgh rate of depression and suicide amongst dentists, not worth it, Deffo a gp, then you can have a team of cleaners to clean the shit around yourselves. x

Lol at 2 esselunga mags, don't know why itmakes me laaarffff.
Have to go. He is here. Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Seriously, though... If you do: email me at

o dot ma dot douleur @ googlemail dot com

and I will send it. I am going tomorrow!

Do not frequent Sainsbury's but Waitrose do food cards too... I could send you some of those as well... (altogether a finer food card, I'm sure... )

I'm off now too, busy day tomorrow.

but WHY does DH has to switch every single light in the house when he goes through and leave them on?????

I'm not sure i could be doing with peering into strangers' mouths. What if they have farty breath? that must be why dentists wear masks.

Oh feck. I have to go.

wow, 6 pages already!

Buona notte!

e sogni d'oro

Penthe, interesting email addy. Wee you a porn star too? It seems to fit well with ah oui, fais-moi mal.

e d'argento.

I should go too. Dp might come back from his serata dei rimbambiti and find me still on here. How embarrassing!

Waitrose food cards? I WANT THEM.
Will email you tomorrow. Now I really must go...
Nightnight belle

Harumph - au contraire, Brange, you filthy minx. T'is Baudelaire, doncha know?

Actually, I suppose he was a bit filthy too...

'Notte tutte

Baudelaire was a drogué and probably didn't wash.

No doubt!

Ok - now I am really going.

Ciao ciao!

Morning all!

Glad to see someone else's child has decided sleep is for the weak.....Ended up having to go to bed with mine in the end last night as otherwise she'd have been up all night....

Orazio truly does ming, but his Italian voice is worthy of Dr Luka. You just have to keep your eyes closed...and I like the way he's sooooo strong and protective. The blonde woman with the stiff botoxy forehead gets me...she's OK in Italian, but in English she sounds like she's sucking on a helium balloon.

I've never had anything go missing from Book Dep, although as someone said, they do take about 10 days (and consume a lot of jiffy bags, everything comes separately)but they tend to be a wee bit cheaper anyway than Amazon, even without the free postage.

Still eyerolling at names.....there's also a family at dd's nursery where the sisters are called Daisy and Nancy and the newborn is Giuseppe. Daisy, Nancy and Giuseppe? WTF happened there then?

Mine was suitably whiney this morning, didn't want to get up, didn't like her clothes, didn't want breakfast.... No doubt she'll be awake at 6.30 am tomorrow, as happens every weekend.

The voices are much nicer in Italian, aren't they? I remember the first time I heard George Clooney in English I was horrified at the squeakiness. He has such a smooth manly voice in Italian. I forget how squeaky Amercian English is, my teeth start itching when I watch stuff I'd only ever seen in Italian. Mind you, I've had to resort to watching House DVDs in Italian again after finding it hard to follow in english.

How do they pronounce Daisy then? Is it Dye-sy?

Did anybody dream about Rocco, startling or otherwise? Sadly I didn't, just some boring dream about planes and airports.

Dezzy. (the parents)
Dye-easy- (the rest of the school)
Daisy (moi)

And Nancy is of course Nensi. (like regby (rugby) and Kerry (curry) Bless.

I've never understood why an a suddenly becomes an e if pronouncing English. I mean, you say gatto and not ghetto, don't you?

Mu mum says esband instead of husband, even after 40 odd years of speaking English.