Art: what do you think of this artist?

[Twiglett]

Just wondering what you think of this artist's work

(it's not controversial modern art done with blood or poo, I just kind of like the bloke's style)

This is one of my favourites by Henri Matisse

A Glimpse of NotreDame in the Afternoon

This is absolute favourite by Matisse Blue Nude , picasso also did one titled
Blue Nude , although its excellent I do prefer the matisse one.

actually am off to Barnet in about 5 mins

Twig: if you haven't left yet, call and we can meet up / eat etc.: dw is on Easter hols !

I love love love Jackson Pollock paintings - wish I had one on my wall to look at

You could probably do one yourself Cam

OMG .. have just received email back from gallery in first post, I asked how much that picture was .. and its $7,500

hub2dee .. I love your explanation of fractal .. fabulous

sorry I missed you today .. was off to see sister and her kids before they disappear, so wouldn't have been able to meet up

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F'in 'ell ('scuse me) just asked how much one of the paintings that is a single figure is .... and they emailed back $12,000

we bought ours, which is a single figure, for $100

ok I know its only worth what someone will pay for it, and they're trying it on a bit but ...

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Twig: may mean yours is worth insuring ! Which is both and and !

Sell them yours and throw a wild party.

Sorry, Beety... missed your bumps.

I guess my e-mail landed just before yours. Plus I phoned them in manic panic...

Hope you can find something else you like.

The gallery can also put in a request to the artist to create a piece based on suggestions / photos from you, ITH... same cost.

I like the cats one. It's nice there are ambiguities. I have large digital images of that one (we were thinking about it, still like it) CAT me, I can e-mail them to you.

Hmmm.... don't think so.

Beety, maybe we can do a King Solomon, and rip it in half, and enjoy half each ?

OK, in half it is then. Horizontal or vertical medear ?

You Called??

State your case

I shall decide on the worthy recipient of the humping cats

Dear King,

Well, we were all dicussing art and playing nicely.

And I'd previosuly bought these nice paintings from a gallery in Australia (where the kangaroos are, your majesty).

And I'd just been to look at the gallery's Web site, see, and I'd seen a really nice painting for my pregnant wife and I showed her and she said "Get it for me, studmuffin," so I e-mailed the gallery...

And being a generous soul, not like Beety who kicks and bites and scratches like a caged panther, I posted the link to the gallery on this insane parenting Web site.

And lo and behold, it turns out that BEETY WANTED THE SAME DAMN PICTURE.

And she e-mailed the gallery and basically they told her she was too late and they didn't like red root vegetables, and that she should go away or buy something else, see.

And then Beety starts comin at me with, like, a big stick and she wants the painting and is stalking me like mad.

King, what should we do ?

PS - Your maj, she says she has FOUR children, and I only have a 22 week old fetus called bean and the painting has nipples and I think it's better for my bean to see the nipples than to CORRUPT HER CHILDREN.

Just for clarification, King, the cats is a very nice painting of a woman with blue ears and two cats and Beety (cos she's pervy) think the two cats are humping, and I think they're just giving each other piggybacks. She can buy that painting, but what we're discussing is a painting of a naked laydee, who kind of looks slightly generous or else is slightly pregnant and she is contemplating a golden moth which is flying infront of her.

FYI, King.

(Sorry, the Solomon I know was a King, but maybe you are a Queen ?)

Royal Apologies just got called away by David who's got a bit of a problem

By Royal Decree, Hereso'eth I do judge(th)

The moth belongs to the pregnant lady wiv da bean

Sorry Root-of-Beet thou shalt have to go wiv da humping pussies