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Please help Beetroot fulfil her dream to pose topless

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ThomCat · 25/02/2005 20:57

So, Beetroot suggested a Mumsnet topless calender. Actually no Tamum did but it's Beetroot that has, for many, many years now (!) had a desire to bare her breasts.

As I love her dearly I've said I'll do January.

I see Beetroot as September as all the leaves on the trees are turning red.

So, who else is up for it.

We're raising money for a worthwhile cause btw.

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lou33 · 25/02/2005 22:42

campervan could be for you an pther netters who need a break jimjams

trouble with donating is the probs with deciding who to give it to imo, you would go for nas , i would sau scope etc.....

WigWamBam · 25/02/2005 22:42

JanH: My 46Gs have graced the pages of a nude calendar already, and although they take up a fair amount of room, they didn't quite take up 2 pages

rickman · 25/02/2005 22:43

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Carla · 25/02/2005 22:43

Not sure about emulating the famous shots idea, but that's only my two-penneth.

How about one taken from waist height, from the opposite side of a work surface. (ie you couldn't actually use a work surface, as one side is usually attached to the wall). You could then have, in descending order, boobs, handblender dripping something (as in a I've just blended that fashion) into a bowl on the work surface??? Just a thought, but thought it might accentuate the 'M' bit of MN a bit more.

lou33 · 25/02/2005 22:45

Who wants to do this one?

JanH · 25/02/2005 22:46

Really, WWB? What calendar? When?

(I was kidding about the 2 pages!)

lou33 · 25/02/2005 22:47

wouldn't it be nice to show mums as something other than a mum though?

Beetroot · 25/02/2005 22:47

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JanH · 25/02/2005 22:48

Eevrybody could sit at a PC and be photographed over the top - very appropriate.

Carla · 25/02/2005 22:48

Blimey beety ..... I knew I was doing something wrong!

melsy · 25/02/2005 22:48

so Demis a NO then ???????????????

Beetroot · 25/02/2005 22:49

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WigWamBam · 25/02/2005 22:50

Jan, it was a charity calendar to raise funds for our local Little Theatre, did the shoot about six months ago. If I can do it with all my wobbly bits and still look good then anyone can!

JanH · 25/02/2005 22:51

Respect, WWB! What was your (ahem) pose?

Carla · 25/02/2005 22:52

OK OK .... how about a finger which has been dabbed into the dripping something and reaching to whoever's mouth? Auto suggestion???

JanH · 25/02/2005 22:52

Beety - NO!

Beetroot · 25/02/2005 22:54

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Beetroot · 25/02/2005 22:55

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WigWamBam · 25/02/2005 22:55

It was a group shot to represent the play Outside Edge, guy hiding his modesty with a cricket bat, another one hiding his with a ball(!), and me hiding my assets behind a tea-pot, can you believe!

JanH · 25/02/2005 22:55

I never take any of my clothes off in public, never mind all of them (we don't all have your figure you know )

lou33 · 25/02/2005 22:56

can we do mine while i still have a tan please?

JanH · 25/02/2005 22:56

Have you got a copy, WWB? Can you scan it in and show us?

melsy · 25/02/2005 22:59

hellooooooo anyone ??????

Beetroot · 25/02/2005 23:00

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lou33 · 25/02/2005 23:02

what months are free now beety?