Please help Beetroot fulfil her dream to pose topless

[ThomCat]

So, Beetroot suggested a Mumsnet topless calender. Actually no Tamum did but it's Beetroot that has, for many, many years now (!) had a desire to bare her breasts.

As I love her dearly I've said I'll do January.

I see Beetroot as September as all the leaves on the trees are turning red.

So, who else is up for it.

We're raising money for a worthwhile cause btw.

Could the Keeler one be done with a high chair??

Are there any famous shots in baths - cadbury flake?? But the bath is full of children's bath toys???

Also what about a take off of the Helen Mirren fruit bowl one - but with a steriliser full of babies bottles or bowl full of ?????

Madonna

another appropriate monroe one!

beety said she will do the keeler one

brilliant snafu!

I think a Madonnaesqu one would have to involve a corset with tits falling out the top

I'd say I'd do that one - but couldn't do it justice!

that's a v sexy shot beety

A beautiful flower sprouting out in the sun.

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dh would divorce me if i did that one, in public anyway.

what about this ?

or this one

which ones though beety?

oh dear how tiresome...

no no no it's not being done for a campervan for me. My vote is for the autism research unit (or NAS if we have to but the ARU is strapped for cash)

Id do Aug , but IM really really really really not sure . Id do Demi mooore summin as dh is mad on her , BUT I HAVENT THE BOOBs and IM NOT PREGGERS !!!!

Rickman - I just knew that this RL thing would come back to haunt me

Unfortuntately I have already fessed up to the sad state that is my boobs at the very beginning of the thread

Oh please do the Cadbury flake one - I grew up thinking that was the height of glamour!

Didn;t get much better up in the cold cold north