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Please help Beetroot fulfil her dream to pose topless

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ThomCat · 25/02/2005 20:57

So, Beetroot suggested a Mumsnet topless calender. Actually no Tamum did but it's Beetroot that has, for many, many years now (!) had a desire to bare her breasts.

As I love her dearly I've said I'll do January.

I see Beetroot as September as all the leaves on the trees are turning red.

So, who else is up for it.

We're raising money for a worthwhile cause btw.

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ThomCat · 25/02/2005 21:45

This looks like it might really be happening, OMG.
Off to moisturise them now!

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Beetroot · 25/02/2005 21:46

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Flossam · 25/02/2005 21:47

Shame it couldn't be a calender for using protection... you could have a before and after picture of my boobs and that would be enough to put anyone off

soapbox · 25/02/2005 21:55

Beety - think to be representative of MN you need a younger mum too - tammybear/Nicola/Springchicken????

Not that I'm suggesting for one minute that the current line up aren't young and gorgeous

Beetroot · 25/02/2005 21:57

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lou33 · 25/02/2005 21:58

guess it depends who volunteers

just told dh about it who is in thailand

JanH · 25/02/2005 21:58

Maybe you should rope in WWB, Kanga and Toothache - apparently they are about 46G (2 pages each then!)

partymoo · 25/02/2005 21:59

Why are you lot not at my party?

JanH · 25/02/2005 21:59

oops, cancel Toothache from that list, I just went and reread!

soapbox · 25/02/2005 22:00

Mmmm but if you have the younger mums then you need some older one's too - can't remember who the grannies are Joash???, Joolstoo???

JanH · 25/02/2005 22:02

Not all grannies are old though, soapbox - and not all old women are grannies - be very careful with your wording from now on

JanH · 25/02/2005 22:02

I think joash might be younger than beety!

soapbox · 25/02/2005 22:03

Older

Not old!!

I should know better - my children's nanny is a granny with a grandson of 10 and shes only 2 years older than me - eek!!!

soapbox · 25/02/2005 22:05

Whoops!

Sorry Joash and any other grannies who are young or at least who do not think they are old, or older peeps who are not grannies - no offense meant

snafu · 25/02/2005 22:06

Dig that hole, soapbox

JanH · 25/02/2005 22:06

Pass her that shovel, snafu!

lou33 · 25/02/2005 22:08

just been talking to beety on msn and had some ideas

what about if the shots were recreations of well known or iconic pics? Like Demi Moore when she was pg, the famous shot of christine keeler astride a chair looking naked, the american beauty promo shot?

soapbox · 25/02/2005 22:10

Dig dig dig {rests on shovel for a bit - sweat belting off forehead} dig dig dig dig...

soapbox · 25/02/2005 22:11

Lou that sounds good

Beetroot · 25/02/2005 22:17

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snafu · 25/02/2005 22:18

Oh, she's the absolute spit of me then...

lou33 · 25/02/2005 22:18

American Beauty

I want this one please.

lou33 · 25/02/2005 22:20

Demi Moore

lou33 · 25/02/2005 22:21

Charlies Angels for MN HQ

lou33 · 25/02/2005 22:24

Marilyn Monroe, the dummie collection