REALLY EMBARRASSING q about waxing "bits"

[sillysally]

I've changed my name I'm so embarrassed but I am a regular on here, honest!

Anyway, my inner labia protude about half an inch or so from the outer. I am so ashamed of this I can't bear to get a wax, which I would really like, particularly for the birth of my first baby. I would want the poor waxer to get right in to all my nooks and crannies down there ideally including, to be really gross and even more , between my buttocks

Has anyone here been in this predicament? What would/did you do?

I know there is similarly themed thread on here today, and that's what's got me thinking about it again.

Aaaahh! Now that makes sense.

And it wasn't attractive.

HMB, had to LOL at "pubic mane" and "pubic tresses" - perhaps I'll just plait mine

I did see a programme once where they showed a woman to whom you could pay huge sums of money to have your hair made to look like a 'gift'.

Should you fancy doing this one yourself - it seemed really to involve tying a piece of green parcel ribbon to your fluff. I'm sure the midwife would appreciate it.

This thread has made me laugh and laugh out loud. Some of the posts are just so funny i roared with laughter. Dh is not amused coz I disturbed his TV viewing and when I showed him Starlovers post at 10.22.57 (when I cried & screamed with laughter) he was totally unimpressed - made me laugh even more