go Jeremy! go Jeremy!

[onebatmother]

If you are interested in discussing the philosophy of Jeremy Bentham, please join this thread.

off to tackle dp.

actually in real life dp is away and I am feeling - pathetically - slightly anxious. I am off to string cowbells across every entrance so that I am alerted to any intruder.

Yes, night all.

(Onebat - the cowbells are all well and good, but have you thought of locking the door?)

Oh, that's not much fun, especially after a rather nasty fraught evening on here. But I am like that too when dp is away. I think it is a good natural maternal instinct thing and nothing to worry about. I never thought of cowbells. Sleep well.

lol Jeremy Vile. Good night.

I woke up at 3 o clock this morning and remembered with some excitement that my step brother (who I haven't spoken to for about 3 years) spent some time producing the Jeremy Kyle show, and thought 'Excellent, I must email him in the morning and ask his about Jeremy Kyle's cock size!'.

In the cold light of day though I realise that this would be inappropriate and actually, he might not even know.

Don't dumb down for the masses onebat, if people understood what you were saying they might still call you a wanker. [wank]

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I've got a photocopy of a sheet of JB manuscript in my bathroom.

He has awful handwriting.

It is fascinating to see the crossings out and annotation as he refines his thought. We won't have that record of evolving thought in the same detail, now that people compose on computer.

I did wonder about the weeners I have to say. I imagined mini onebat's hanging off sucking saveloys

My DS2 once felt sad on my behalf that I was the only one in the house without a willy.'Never mind, Mum. You have nibbles [nipples]: they're kind of willies.'

So onebat is not alone in her confusion.

You and I clearly share an interesting physiological quirk, as well as so much besides, Threadie, if both of our nipples could be mistaken for pene.

bollocking arses.
"Penes"

Boco on stepbrother: "and actually, he might not even know."
LOLOL! esp about being a wanker.

And with regard to Iorek's link, I really am one heckuva lucky lady aren't I?

You do know that bats are very, very small though, right, onebat?

Onebat - It was me - I was the supermarketcashier. Iorek had already outed me further down the thread.

you were rather too convincing Swedes. Where did Iorek out you? I checked. Do you really think I'm a wanker?

And why haven't you responded to my cri de coeur re deliveries of posh lavendula?

Ah. I'm a bit confused. Iorek outed me on this linked thread that I started - I name changed to supermarket cashier. I thought you knew it was me before I said it and afterwards when it was clear you didn't I kept hinting that I'd best go and swim my lengths but was torn between Bentham and lengths.

Swedes you are a naughty pixie. I've been fretting over wankergate all day.

LOL at wankergate.

I actually thought that I must have made a mistake and that Supermarket Cashier was someone else.

But if you had thought that onebat knew it was you and would understand etc etc...

Onebat - I thought you knew it was me - or even half knew it was me. It was said in the spirit of you being worried about being intellectually elitist etc etc. It was intended as friendly joshing.

And this post of yours sums up the thrust of wankergate

..because, remarkably, ONLY 24 SHORT HOURS LATER, a name-changer accused me on the apple thread of overanalysing like a wanker..

phew

Hurrah, hurrah! I thought it was prob a joke.

To the extent that I thought it serious, I was deeply concerned by theese questions:

Do wankers overanalyse? Is it a specifically wanker trait?

Or did the remark mean that she did her overanalysing badly, in the manner that only a wanker would?

And finally:
(4) Am I being an overanalysing wanker?

(Seriously, though, I'm sorry for the upset that onebat felt -- and that Swedes might have felt too when it went wrong.)

Oh i see!
Oh I am glad. I really hadn't got that it was you or referring to this thread at all, and I am still feeling a little battle-worn, clearly. Hope I didn't over-react in an actually mad way.

In fact, like Threadie, I was most concerned that SC thought little of my analytical skills.

(But I meant what I said about where could I buy poshly presented lavendula online - I've had absolutely no luck whatsoever .)

WilfSell - it's all relative though, isn't it? I myself am very snug diminutive.