go Jeremy! go Jeremy!

[onebatmother]

If you are interested in discussing the philosophy of Jeremy Bentham, please join this thread.

I am like you, Boco

the words pop and register somewhere in my brain

Foucalt the Gaze authentic texts auras bentham

do they join other words to construct a sentence? No, I think I know those words and my tired skull fuzz of a brain can say nothing about them. I could just say them over and over.

was the wanker for overanalysing? That thread is full of weirdos.

I love horses
I'd wage sex with a horse more depraved than necrophilia but rate fancying jeremy kyle to..... < struggles to think of thing equivalent in worseness>

Boco - the thread that spawned this one is the AIBU about a toddler eating an apple in a supermarket. It is quite funny but very loooong.

Last night I suddenly felt anxious that me and threadie and Iorek were about to be called cunts on it, bcs we were talking about Jeremy Benthams cock or somesuch in a manner which, in the past on MN, has drawn accusations of elitism, snobbery and intellectual intimidation. So I started this thread as a place to talk shite.

My prescience (thank you Senora) was astonishingly astonishing..

..because, remarkably, ONLY 24 SHORT HOURS LATER, a name-changer accused me on the apple thread of overanalysing like a wanker..

Which is quite funny actually, except that you know it wasn't supposed to be funny, it was supposed to be upsetting. So the malice behind it is a bit , and it's a bit unnerving to me that name-calling can still be upsetting at bleeding 40.

aPlum I think we all feel like that when reading the shite posted by others. But if you post your own shite it all becomes remarkably clear

I stuck it out for ages (as MrsCarrot) but I got bored

was happy to lounge back and watch you all respond to weird fruity hyperboles like

'how can the store weigh the bits you have destroyed?'

desist! you rustling munching lowly classes.

Ah, Mrs!
How are you? It is mentalist, isn't it, but I quite enjoyed the quasi-philosophical can you pay for something which no longer exists because it has been transformed into toddler-shit (cannot be measured) by a minor who does not, in law, exist either.

..the quasi-philosophical "can you pay for something which no longer exists because it has been transformed into toddler-shit (cannot be measured) by a minor who does not, in law, exist either" angle.

It is indeed mentalist, theft is theft sure as eggs is eggs or boeuf or whatever. I got lost in the quantifiables, my head imploded. Why?

not why did it implode obviously

oh and there was the NEWSFLASH

deprivation causes crime

so all grape eaters are poor

clearly

catagorically

I realise the thread has moved on somewhat, but can I just check whether we know for ABSOLUTE DEFINITE FACT that Jeremy Kyle has a massive cock?

but the oddest thing was "I don't have time to consider whether deprivation leads to crime".

(though actually I was strangely touched by Quattro's mouth-to-mouth)

They're blanking me cos I crashed in asking about massive cocks.

Well it wasn't me that brought it up.

I googled it but it wouldn't tell me

funny that

Me too.

...but I wonder if I just wasn't bold enough. I typed in 'Jermy Kyle well endowed'

I will now try 'schlong'

I typed in jeremy kyle large cock - nothing

then I tried the tamer penis- still nothing

lucky only I use this laptop with that on the dropdown

Nothing.
It's wierd, they don't even mention his cock on Wikipedia.

well, I say nothing it brought up this

i used to go to a pub called the Jeremy Bentham.

there isn't an emoticon to express how I feel MrsC.

Try posting it in 10/10? They'll know, surely?

Ladies, may I draw your attention to the tenth line of this unassailable source?

just wanted to post thoughts on the difficulty of being academic on mn as advertised but see you have MOVED ON

it's genitals again

piffle, I think your right on the horses/dead people question.

they'll know what?

how big his cock is?