go Jeremy! go Jeremy!

[onebatmother]

If you are interested in discussing the philosophy of Jeremy Bentham, please join this thread.

Ahhh, whether it composts. I geddit.

I must go to bed

no, no, posts thoughts, stuffit

clever thoughts can run alongside genitals

stuffit I would genuinely be interested to hear your thoughts.

It's upsetting me rather, this inverse snobbery. But I know it's not really that - I know it comes from somewhere else, and that it must often feel like intellectual intimidation if you don't get the references or enjoy the language. But still, I do feel as though it's getting to the point of self-consciousness, for me, when posting. That I'll be shot down if anything posted is not immediately comprehensible to 100% of MN.

I agree

I nearly posted fruit hyperbole after the fruit destruction comment but I thought, nah, they will think wanker

then you posted bentham or whatever and they called you a wanker and I LAUGHED.

Sorry

they'll know how to compost a penis, on 10/10!

Do keep up, you wanker.

Ah. I see you've already had your epiphany, MrsC. I am an over-enthusiastic - not to mention sloppy - wanker.

OK, couple of things...

1- Onebat, your link broke my computer. I'm not angry as such^. I just want to know if the link answered the question.

2- I, only now, realise that this thread was in response to you being called a wanker What a Bastard.

3- Don't dumb down. Christ knows I haven't the foggiest what you're on about much of the time but it's one of the things I love about you. Ditto PW and others. I can't contribute (other than siezing on your brief cock diversions) but I love reading it. [Punching above ones weight emoticon]
[Not saying you're fat emoticon]

Please don't seize on onebat's brief cock.

Jealous?

Squeamish.

Oh God has she got her weeners out again?

Weeners?

Plural??

JeremyVile you make me laugh very much, esp 'as such' - here is the cut and paste from the link (as God is my witness):
"jeremy kyle's penis is huge. FACT."
next lines are:
jeremy kyle gives genorously to numerous charities
and
jeremy kyle will probably eventually die for our sins.

But this thread isn't because I was called a wanker, it's because I had felt that I was about to be called a cunt. Then I was called a wanker. Are we quite clear?

"brief cock diversion" will be the name of the 80's tribute band I will shortly be gathering together. I intend to invite Threadie to be the tambourine.. ist(?)

I may have interpreted the meaning of wiener rather loosely last night, JV, in that I missed the bit where it means cock, and went straight from 'German sausage' to 'my distended and over-used nips'.

Confusing all round, and I can only apologize, Iorek.

I'm googling batcocks.

I knew it. I knew JK had a big 'un.
Says it there in big bold capitals. FACT.

You mean like this?

Actually don't look.

OMG!
Weirdly, I feel I've seen that particular bat before.

Fucking Hell. Fucking Hell. I thought DP and I had been totally honest with one another about our pasts. Now this porn-shoot turns up. I don't know what to think.

you have JV - I freaked myself out by posting it, and I seem to remember that everyone moved swiftly on without comment

I feel slightly hysterical now.

I'm so sorry . Are you absolutely sure it's him?

Well thank fuck for that!
I was thinking I had been indulging in batporn (gay batporn by the looks of it) behind my own back.

I'm afraid so, Iorek. That expression of intense concentration, pre-money shot, is unmistakeable