Things That Mumsnet Will Not Tolerate

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Not working
Being rich
Extra-marital affairs

please add to the list of things that, if mentioned in passing, are guaranteed to derail a thread.

Fairy/Christmas lights that are any colour other than soft white.

Having to answer the phone.

Having even the smallest pleasures in life if you are on benefits.

Oh god yes this someone will describe a man with almost every sign of autism and it will be a rush to call him a "sad loser" instead of acknowledging the obvious ASD.

Contrast that to threads where someone's DC doesn't like eating strawberries and it's a rush to suggest ASD.

Debt. Sexless marriage

Enjoying eating.

Gawd couldn't you have done a quick Google search before you posted this there was a thread on it in 2005 already. What do you mean that was twenty years ago and you want more up to date advice? The gall.

This all day long! 👍

Not being a germphobe

Young mums
Older mums
Poor wommen having children thet can't afford
Rich women having Children they don't see.
Stay at home mums
Women who work and use childcare
Asking for cash as a wedding gift.

Asking whether your dc might be gifted.

Difference of opinion from the vipers nest.

Not being completely financially dependent of your DH/DP. You must be solely able to finance yourself and your kids.

Not having your 'ducks in a row' at all times.

Having any kind of anxiety around anything (unless you post on one of the mental health boards, they are much more accepting there).

Stepmothers not wanting to pay for stepchildren
Stepmothers having an opinion on behaviour in their own home
Stepmothers in general
Women having children with second husbands
Stepchildren not having their own bedrooms even if they only stay over on the odd occasion

Being remotely fat

Females who show off their bodies in gym gear
And on a related note, bum exaggerating leggings

Being thin.

Anything non-woke.

Grabby poems on wedding invitations. I agree its crass. Husbands not getting up for night feeds even if they work 20 hours a day 7 days a week.

People who aren't "economically active" outside of retirement.

Adults who struggle to adult in any area of life.

People who claim benefits unless it's child benefit.

Spelling mistakes.

bins left where ANYONE can see them 😂

parking your car
parking your car outside your own house
parking your car outside someone elses house

also - reviving old threads
posting on a thread that hasn't been active for over a month
or the absolute #1 horror - reviving ZOMBIE threads

Other people’s poor mental health, you must always go no contact according to MN.
Answering the door
Dogs
Large portions
MASSIVE salads
Men

Being an American. It means being heckled about every aspect of your country to make sure you understand your place.

Edit - Not being completely financially independent of your DH/DP.