The All New Zappata Thread

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Just setting this up in good time so we can link to it before we lose each other...

ds fine. Took them out. (got back about an hour ago) weather was so nice, we sacked our plans and went to the park instead.

am knackered! ds had me up about three times in the night before deciding at 5.30 that it was morning

grr

I think we need more chocs - I've finished the ones in that link

You know that the full moon apparently brings out all the weirdoes, does the new moon (or harvest moon or crescent moon - whatever that is over there > > > ) make everyone grumpy and tired and pissed off?

hope we all start to feel better soon.

DS1 is currently "driving" round on his wooden trike while periodically coming over for forkfuls of sausage and mash. He wont come and sit down because he is busy "driving".

He had first poo in 3 days earlier and honestly it was the size of his arm (he is not skinny...).

Squonk definitely moon effects DS1. He looks for it every night to see how he should be acting the next day.

Glad your day went ok, although not your night with DS. DTs are asleep at mo. Am sure they shouldn't be sleeping so close to bedtime .

I am pleased to announce that I am finally having a period!!!! (4 weeks after stopping pil and after 4 months of nothing ), bet I won't be so excited tomorrow, oh well.

Egg - well done ds2, now you've just got to get dd trained up as well, (where did the whiskey go?)

Squonk - sorry to hear about bad night but am very of your weather, its been grey and drizzly all day down sarfffffffff!

thorntons chocs are my favourite

Woohoooooooo marmite.

Well done Marmite....!

Egg and squonk I am not envying your long days and lack of sleep..

Thanks for asking about dd3 - she is much better and ate three sausages for her tea tonight!!! And has soooo much more energy!

I have been busy sorting the fireworks, magician and roulette tables for the wedding...phewww..now just 'normal' stuff like flowers to be thinking of....

fireworks? magician? roulette table?

I am definitely coming to this wedding

marmite - I know how you feel. Tis odd when your body doesn't act like you're used to it doing, isn't it? I'm still bigger than I am used to being (I keep wondering whose is the really big shadow in between the two little ones ) but glad I've had some kind of period. Also glad that we can start ttc-ing with the possibility of it actually working now.

phono - still silent?

egg - race you to sleep

fireworks? magician? roulette table?

I am definitely coming to this wedding

marmite - I know how you feel. Tis odd when your body doesn't act like you're used to it doing, isn't it? I'm still bigger than I am used to being (I keep wondering whose is the really big shadow in between the two little ones ) but glad I've had some kind of period. Also glad that we can start ttc-ing with the possibility of it actually working now.

phono - still silent?

egg - race you to sleep

am obviously doubly excited about fred's wedding

lol Squonk!!! I am getting a little excited now too!!!

I have a day with just the DTs hurrah!

Am getting all my MANY chores done first so can relax on MN later. Got to bath them now (poor DS2 has not been bathed since last FRIDAY). They are both yelling.

I will be back later to discuss roulette tables etc .

fred! got it sorted for you!

Thanks squonk..I say your DP is slightly older than I imagined him...

tell him to shave and put a suit on for the big day won't you!

Oh Fred, I was almost PMSL at Squonk's link, but then I saw your response and now I really am (well, not actually weeing, but laughing v hard).

I have to go and get on the damn exercise bike. Not done it since last weekend due to blooming visitors on Monday and no time when DS1 is at home all day, so must do it now. But am HUNGRY. Better cycle before eating though, then I will enjoy the sausage sandwich all the more.

DS1 had a meltdown this morning when I told him he couldn't have a sausage for breakfast. He saw one on TV (they were scarily saying if you eat sausages your risk of bowel cancer is increased by a fifth ) and he shouted "I want sausage".

fred - that wasn't dp... this is dp

egg (did you like that btw?) I wouldn't worry about sausages - there's a different health scary story every other week. We'll all die when we're going to die.

Get cycling, woman!

Egg - just cycle to the sausage shop?

Squonk - I love the bobinogs..I an now imagine your dp saying 'oooh yearrr' lol

Where's phono and marmite today?

dp actually does look like this - just slightly less yellow

Relieved about the yellow Squonk - think perhps a touch of jaundice if he was that shade!!!
This is DP

I can see the attraction, fred

(did you see those fingers move? Wow!)

Gosh you two have some seeeeeeeeeeeeexy DPs! Squonk I always think of your DP when I see Oggi. Rarely see bobinogs these days tho as DS1 says "no" "no" when it comes on .

DD been asleep over three hours. Have given her a nudge but she is still sleeping. DS managed about two hours. Sheer bliss. He is now sitting in his chair farting whilst watching Home & Away .

Hope Phono is ok, wonder if she has spoken to her DP yet.

I just ate a whole Easter egg . Silly thing is, I have had a couple of days with less choc and was feeling better, less bloaty and sluggish, and now I have ruined it. Ah well.

I was thinking about Phono this morning... dp been giving me the silent treatment for a couple of days and I was pondering... when he does it, he's a git, when she does it, she's making a valid point about their relationship.

It did make me think about dp's point in a whole new light tbh

Hope things are looking up for both Phono and Marmite.

Yes it is always difficult to see both sides. However in this case I honestly do think Mr Phono is the only one in the wrong. In your case Squonk, it is of course Mr Squonk who is wrong, but you are just being very nice and dutiful by giving him the benefit of the doubt.

Got to go and get DS1 soon. Looking forward to seeing his cheeky little monkey face . Wonder if I have time for a quick cuppa.

oh, yes, Mr. Phono was totally wrong! I wasn't suggesting for one moment that he was in any way reasonable

Anyway, you always agree with me

Indeed, you are always right.

Don't worry, I KNOW you do not think Mr Phono is in any way right. The bugger. How dare he upset our Phono .

Mmm, marmite is quiet too isn't she. Although she is not at work today I think (does she do Mon-Wed?) so may actually have a LIFE.

HELLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO????????????????????????????????????

We just had a poo smearing incident [bleurgh].