I mean, it's bad enough spending a couple of hours on Mumsnet without having another site to waste my life on as well!
I like to go outside every now and then, breathe the fresh air and talk to real people, you know that thing where you move your mouth and real words come out?
I mean, how can we teach our kids social skills when all we do is sit at the pc "chatting" to pretend people all day?
And yet when I mention my flange of pixies you all think I'm the one who's mad!
So explain the addiction to me please.