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Swagger Inn 162 - The summer's a bit of a wash-out at the moment but thoughts turn to holidays -

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ApricotCrush · 11/07/2019 20:56

And wenches can use their imaginations to make the temperature rise and anything else they can think of.

Swagger Inn 162 - The summer's a bit of a wash-out at the moment but thoughts turn to holidays -
Swagger Inn 162 - The summer's a bit of a wash-out at the moment but thoughts turn to holidays -
Swagger Inn 162 - The summer's a bit of a wash-out at the moment but thoughts turn to holidays -
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ApricotCrush · 16/09/2019 20:34
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LetUsPrey · 16/09/2019 22:52

Hope the headache has fucked off Helen. And BoringOfficeJob can do one.

They’re a bit careless with their umbrellas these HBFs aren’t they?

I should head to the hayloft.

FancyFancy · 17/09/2019 07:33

Morning, bit of a busy day yesterday - DD having a wobble before work, work & then FancyMan came round. Seems like time to go to work again has come round quickly......

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 17/09/2019 07:47

Yes - very careless LetUs - hurrah! Grin Aiden will have to share his towel again.

for miniFancy, for fancy to do the boring work stuff. Obviously, for all of us for work purposes. DS is out the door - I should do the same.

LetUsPrey · 17/09/2019 07:52

Morning wenches.

Oh poor FancyDD Sad. Hope she’s feeling better about things now

Sunny but quite chilly this morning.

I sort of told someone off yesterday for barging in and interrupting a conversation I was having - it was even about a work matter! I mean, it was only the senior partner (eek) but he apologised Grin

Better get on with breakfast.

ApricotCrush · 17/09/2019 18:55

Evening.

I have today defrosted the freezer at last, and DH has hopefully sorted out the lid. We shall see.

Hope MiniFancy is alright now.

Well done LetUs for putting the senior partner in his place, you can't have that sort of behaviour. Hmm

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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 17/09/2019 19:16

Evening. I am back from work and why is it getting dark already?! FFS. How long until the nights start drawing out again?

Hurrah for defrosting the freezer - fingers crossed for the lid doing its job. Also hurrah for LetUs channeling Athos at a senior partner Grin

Hope everyone has had a good day

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LetUsPrey · 17/09/2019 21:13

Evening wenches.

It was obviously the wench in me that went all wenchy on him Grin

One good thing about it getting darker a bit earlier is that DS2 can’t be outside quite as late on a school day when I want him to be doing homework and he wants to be outside playing football. Can’t think of any other reasons though.

WickedWenchOfTheNorth · 17/09/2019 21:27

Stern Letus phwooaar Wink

Hugs for MiniFancy Bear

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 17/09/2019 22:27

at beingwenchy at the boss Grin
We save our wenching for the HBFs.

LetUsPrey · 17/09/2019 22:42

Grin Wicked

There’s a lot of stuff that gets saved just for the HBFs. Found this gif on Pinterest that some very clever person had created.

I should head to the hayloft and actually try to get a decent night’s sleep.

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LetUsPrey · 17/09/2019 22:45

Hopefully the gif will magically appear soon because I definitely posted it. If only HBFs would magically appear when needed, ie always.

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 17/09/2019 22:47

GIF appeared after a re-load Grin

I should head for the hayloft too...

Night.

FancyFancy · 18/09/2019 07:26

Morning

DD seemed ok yesterday, and I had a nice chat with one of her teachers so hopefully she'll feel better in the future knowing that teacher is onside.

work blah blah work, I'm getting very boring

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 18/09/2019 07:51

Morning. chilly and sunny outside. I to must do the 'work blah blah work' thing. We are not boring Fancy - it is the domestic tedium/lack of HBFs in our actual real lives that supplies the boredom. FFS and all that.

Laters...

LetUsPrey · 18/09/2019 08:03

Morning wenches.

I knew he’d pop up soon.

Pleased that DD is feeling better about things Fancy.

And, aside from wanting HBFs as excitement, there’s a lot to be said for boring Grin

It is a bit chilly in the mornings isn’t it? I think we’ll have to put the heating on soon, although I’ve checked the forecast and it’s up to 23 at the weekend.

ApricotCrush · 18/09/2019 17:12

Afternoon.

Nice day, so I did some gardening this morning as it's bin day, then went to town to stock up on stuff. Rewarded myself with sitting outside with a Magnum and now I've got a headache. I think it's the chocolate. Sad

Yes, it's not quite light when I get up to make a cuppa now, very depressing. We've had the heating on in the evening for a couple of weeks now.

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LetUsPrey · 18/09/2019 18:03

Evening wenches.

Quick question for baking wenches - can DS2 use Flora as soft margarine for his food tech at school tomorrow? Or will his cookies be rubbish if he does?

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 18/09/2019 18:38

Yes, flora should be fine - my cakes survive it so...

LetUsPrey · 18/09/2019 19:38

Thanks! Just helping him get the ingredients ready —and helping myself to a tube of Smarties—

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 18/09/2019 20:38

Smarties are very important to keep your strength up. DS has been watching Saving Lives at Sea, which I like to think will put the fear of god into him about doing anything stupid at the beach, but probably just reinforces that fact that if you do something stupid you'll get saved Hmm and Stupid Cat is trying to sharpen her claws on furniture. Stupid Cat will find herself thrown out of the house if she keeps that up.

It wasn't the chocolate *apricot - it was, um, just because the ice cream was cold.

FFS, now DS is whining about tidying up his lego before he goes tp bed. and DH is out, and I'm just a tad pissed off about it all.

LetUsPrey · 18/09/2019 21:05

Helen’s right Apricot, it will have been the coldness of the ice cream

MiniHelen does sounds like DS2. Yep, that’s fine, someone will save me.

Helen. I sometimes wish DS2 would actually get some of his Lego out but then I realise I’d have to nag him to tidy it up.

Have been having bonkers dreams this week. Last night the lovely Brandon was there but I was just at a gig, although quite close but not touching distance. Then I was having sexytimes with a gorgeous man who I knew in my dream but didn’t know in RL in a rather swish Parisian apartment. Close subconscious, very close.

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 18/09/2019 21:58

Well at least Brandon put an appearance in. I think I may have had HBF visitations in recent dreams, but I don't remember them, which is all rather pointless.

I think I'm in need of Wine / Gin (the concept anyway) and Chocolate and HBFs because I'm just in one of those stupid depressed moods where everything is shite even if it isn't.
I shall make use of the various grips on the bar and give myself a shake. And an early night.

LetUsPrey · 18/09/2019 22:13

When it’s shite, it’s shite. Have a well-deserved wallow and a hopefully good night’s sleep including a memorable Athos filled dream.

FancyFancy · 18/09/2019 23:53

Evening.

All seemed to go ok at the dentist today, he thinks this one treatment is all that's needed, so back to my usual dentist in a few weeks & hopefully that should be the end of it Smile