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Swagger Inn 162 - The summer's a bit of a wash-out at the moment but thoughts turn to holidays -

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ApricotCrush · 11/07/2019 20:56

And wenches can use their imaginations to make the temperature rise and anything else they can think of.

Swagger Inn 162 - The summer's a bit of a wash-out at the moment but thoughts turn to holidays -
Swagger Inn 162 - The summer's a bit of a wash-out at the moment but thoughts turn to holidays -
Swagger Inn 162 - The summer's a bit of a wash-out at the moment but thoughts turn to holidays -
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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 19/08/2019 21:13

Here come the HBFs with supplies...

My laptop may well have many large cocks on it, but they're fully clothed.

I have spent about two hours dealing with the chicken shed and its mite infestation. (Think 'Ripley with a flamethrower in 'Aliens'') Of course, I haven't dusted down the chickens with anti-mite powder so it will be a limited effect, but better than nothing...

We're currently watching 'Savage Builds' where they are failing to detonate nitro-glycerine. DS is knackered and needs bed, but he wants to watch the end.

Swagger Inn 162 - The summer's a bit of a wash-out at the moment but thoughts turn to holidays -
Swagger Inn 162 - The summer's a bit of a wash-out at the moment but thoughts turn to holidays -
LetUsPrey · 19/08/2019 22:10

That is one fluffy chicken!

Football has finished. We have much discussion between DH and the DC. I’m bored of their bickering and am settling down behind the airlock.

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 19/08/2019 22:25

I have made lunches and now I am going to the hayloft. Control your excitement Wink (Unless you're Athos, who is always free to unleash his excitement. , clearly.)

LetUsPrey · 20/08/2019 08:01

Morning wenches.

Raining again but I don’t care.

I very much like the idea of HBFs unleashing their excitement.

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 20/08/2019 08:03

Morning!!! Ir sunny! (for now)

FancyFancy · 20/08/2019 08:47

Morning. Sunny here too - now that I'm back at work Hmm

WickedWenchOfTheNorth · 20/08/2019 09:10

Happy birthday Letus WineCakeFlowersGin

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ApricotCrush · 20/08/2019 13:59

Afternoon.

Happy birthday LetUs, hope you're having a good day. You're a twin with DD, although I think she may be a little older. Wine Cake

Was the footie discussion last night about the penalty taking? We were watching the same match. Wink

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ApricotCrush · 20/08/2019 17:43

They're doing another BBQ just for us and SIL's Mum. I'll take my cardie this time. Hmm

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LetUsPrey · 20/08/2019 18:13

Evening wenches.

Thanks wenches - have had a lovely day so far which can only now improve now that I’m home from work Grin

Yes it was about the sodding penalty taking Apricot. On and fucking on they all went. Then when DS2 had the sports channel on this morning they were repeating last night’s discussions so it felt like it had been going on all night

LetUsPrey · 20/08/2019 18:15

And happy birthday to your DD Apricot! Unless you had her when you were very very young, I think I’ll be older than her Grin

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 20/08/2019 20:17

Happy Birthday LetUs - may the rest of the day be full of peach bellini and HBFs. Also happy birthday to MiniApricot!

I am back from work, I have fetched DS from holiday SportingActivity and cooked and put the bins out and not put the chickens away - oops. I also need to pay bills online.

Now I am sitting down for 15 minutes before the 'go and have a bath' argument discussion starts with DS.

LetUsPrey · 20/08/2019 22:11

I intend for both myself and the rest of my evening to be full of HBFs.

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 20/08/2019 22:35

Hayloft time for me - DS has been dunked and is hopefully asleep now...

night all

LetUsPrey · 20/08/2019 23:17

Well I’ve had a super birthday. I think I shall also head to the hayloft and treat myself to some Flowers

Night

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FancyFancy · 20/08/2019 23:34

Hope you had a fab day letus Smile - here's some belated birthday faf....

Excellent cock pic helen - I know I know, not strictly true but I couldn't resist

LetUsPrey · 21/08/2019 07:43

Morning wenches.

I do like to make my birthday last as long as possible so the FAF can be as belated as it wants Fancy Grin Thank you

Raining again but apparently there’s some warmer weather on its way.

Not a great night’s sleep and my eyes feel like they’re full of grit.

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 21/08/2019 08:08

Morning. It was all going quite well until I tripped on the stairs and thew DH's coffee all over the carpet. Then the carpet cleaner started leaking all over me whne I was lugging it to the stars, and then I found out that one of the pins on the plug is bent so it won't plug in anyway. FFAS. Well, we keep talking about replacing the carpet, so...

Nothing to see here, move along.

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ApricotCrush · 21/08/2019 17:54

Afternoon.

Not a bad day here. I did some gardening this morning Shock as it's bin day and I wanted them to be full.

Oh Helen, I'm not at my best first thing in the morning and I always dread doing that with our tea.

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LetUsPrey · 21/08/2019 20:45

Evening wenches.

Oh Helen, what a start to the day

I love the thought of Apricot doing Mega Gardening to fill the bin up! Shouting at MrApricot “mow faster, prune faster!”

I rather think it’s time it stopped raining for a bit.

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 21/08/2019 20:57

Evening. The stair carpet is somewhat stained. The carpet cleaner is still buggered.

I read that gardening as 'harder, faster'
#wench

And now it's that 'shovel DS bedwards' time again...

FancyFancy · 21/08/2019 23:32

Well at least your domestic mishap was more wholesome than the one at Chateau Fancy. One of the cats vommed on the ironing board. A bit on the rug. And another bit down the side of the coffee table. And finished it off by leaving smeary paw prints across the coffee table

LetUsPrey · 22/08/2019 08:01

Morning wenches.

Perhaps Athos will help you choose a new carpet Helen based on how likely it is to cause carpet burns?

Eeeuuuwww Fancy.

More rain today but I reckon at the weekend I’ll be complaining that it’s too hot Grin

Out tonight with BestFriend for a birthday meal. I like to continue the celebrations for as long as possible.

FancyFancy · 22/08/2019 08:11

Morning
GCSE results today
Must get ready for work - have a fab birthday meal letus Smile

LetUsPrey · 22/08/2019 08:13