Swagger Inn 160 - Spring is just around the corner.....

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But until it arrives, the wenches will be snuggling up with the HBFs in the hibernacle.

You could go to the hayloft and sit on an HBFs lap Helen - sort of carrying on a theme

I could, couldn't I... but without the snoring bit.

Well obviously once any activities have been completed, you’ll both be too tired and fast asleep for snoring —no idea if that’s how snoring works—

I do like Jimmy Perez in Shetland

Hayloft...

Athos says he’s ready to test the “make each other so exhausted there’s no snoring” theory

Hayloft for me also. I shall test the theory with my HBFs

I'm not aware of any snoring last night - it must have worked LetUs. Excellent theory theory proved right. Though we will have to test it out many, many times to make sure it wasn't a fluke Wench Scientific experiments are such fun...

Have got a friend visiting at some point today with 1yo... maybe we can spend the duration in the spare room. I think there's no tiny bits of baby-unfriendly lego in there....

Morning wenches.

Oh absolutely Helen - wenches are renowned for their commitment to the advancement of science and their thoroughness in experiments

Good luck with your small visitor.

The sun is out this morning and it looks lovely.

Sun? Pah. We have no sun. Just clouds...

Have done speed tidying upstairs, need to work now. Deep joy...

Afternoon. Have been cultural again & went to the theatre last night. Now need to get on with some dull chores - especially in teh garden as it's pretty sunny today.

What did you see at the Place of Culture Fancy? Was FAF involved?

Evening. Lovely day here, I went a walk round the lake up the road this afternoon after doing the food shop, it was very pleasant.

I like Jimmy Perez too LetUs, he has lovely eyes.

I've watched that Souvenir trailer numerous times and on different devices at full blast, and I can't hear half they're saying, TB in particular. And the music drowns out the dialogue. Why do they do this? There was a thread on MN recently about mumbling actors and loud background music so it seems I'm not alone. We did eventually get a soundbar that synched with the TV, but it's made no difference and I still have to have the subtitles on.

Yay for cultural activities Fancy.

Fancy Were you at a museum sniggering at paintings with men in tight pants?

I just had a tiny glass of wine, but I used a water glass instead of a wine glass so it doesn't count, right?

Evening wenches.

Hope you’ve had a lovely visit Helen and no Lego pieces have gone missing

Don’t about FAF being involved in the culture, but Fancy did say she was going out in the garden. It seems the FAF was there.

I thought exactly the same thing last night about his eyes when we were watching it Apricot! And completely agree about dialogue and then MUSIC.

Absolutely doesn’t count Wicked

I just noticed that she went to the theater. My brain doesn't work atm.

Have another glass of “water” Wicked

Armie Hammer KLAXON
www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/features/armie-hammer-interview-on-the-basis-of-sex-white-male-privilege-call-me-by-your-name-a8788056.html
Who knew he was named after the Cardinal...?

No lego went missing (because we stayed in the spare room with an assortment of DS' old bath toys ) Was very lovely to have small squishy baby time - awww

I don't think I had problems with the sound Apricot - but I'm not sure I was paying that much attention either.

Awwwww at squidgy baby!

Small squishy baby also did a terrifyingly good air raid warning impression. By I could hand her back

Evening.

Totally doesn't count ww Sniggering in museums & galleries is excellent cultural fun, but sadly no, i was at the theatre. Youth theatre at that, so very diverting, but no faf

DD wants to see that film. I was all 'ok, yeah we can do that'. then saw Armie was in it. I scuttled upstairs to ask her if her choice had anything to do with him. Apparently not, SHE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHO HE WAS AND STILL DIDN'T CARE AFTER SEEING HIS PICS. That totes deserves caps lock.

Anyhoo, I am now considerably more interested in seeing teh film.....

MiniFancy was unbothered by the FAF?! Are you sure she's your child?

I'm off to the hayloft... night all

Pffffft. Our tastes clearly differ, she fancies some absolute mingers. Still, drooling over the same men as your daughter would be creepy right?

Athos asks if you can wait a minute Helen, he’s just limbering up and then he’ll be along to the hayloft to join you

Course it would Fancy

Knew you'd understand letus. In matters of the faf, we are as one.
Well a few minor differences but frankly that just helps with the sharing - no-one need ever go without

Disclaimer : I am on the

It is the Way Of The Tav. Neither wench nor HBF shall go without

I am not on the . I should be heading to the hayloft but instead I’m watching an old episode of Midsomer Murders.