Swagger Inn 160 - Spring is just around the corner.....

[ApricotCrush]

But until it arrives, the wenches will be snuggling up with the HBFs in the hibernacle.

Evening wenches.

Have been out to see parents. Been looking at universities online with DS1, with me asking various questions and generally being met with the blankest of blank faces.

Has stayed quite chilly today but the wind got the washing dry

Hope you’re enjoying it Apricot —after I banged on about it— . I love Olivia Colman’s character. She’s so hideously awful, it’s brilliant

No internet or tv Wicked?! Do you have any DVDs, for instance, that you could watch?

I’m already on the cider.

Do you mean PORN The Last Jedi Letus?

Thankfully I can watch stuff that I've recorded.

at your friend Fancy, like you have nothing better to do with your time.

Wicked - what can you mean?! I meant you may have some Poirot or Midsomer Murders.

Just kidding, I meant The Last Jedi

DH has the boxing on. I might have a bath.

DH has golf on. I am also considering a bath.

Today I have unblocked drains. The pipes seemed fine though, so I left DH to deal with a clogged up U-bend and took DS out shopping/to library. Lots of gardening went on as well. Another reason for a bath.

Hope MrA hasn't demolished the whole house...

Should we start with Series 1 of fleabag, or just launch straight into S2? Not that I' allowd to put it on TV, because Golf.

Evening
Blimey it's chilly - I mowed the lawn very quickly, just so I could get back inside asap. Groomed ScaredyCat for about 10 minutes today - how can one tiny, short-haired cat produce so much fur? And why isn't she now bald? What with all that, doing the shoppping & putting up some pictures, I feel I've earned a relaxing evening and an hbf or two

Fancy - HBFs are en route....

Not had a bath. Booked a holiday though.

Start with series 1 Helen (which I thought was fab) and then move on to series 2 (which I thought was even fabber).

Here’s your earnings Fancy.

Oh Apricot, I want to watch The Thorn Birds now. Sigh.

what a fabulous selection of faf - thanks wenches

Golf helen? Dear god, you have my commiserations. A very underrated benefit of getting divorced is never having to watch that tedious pile of crap ever again.

Here, have this - you need it....

Boxing has finished. DH has a film on called Super Troopers 2. To say it’s garbage would be an affront to garbage. It’s not going to be on for long.

Yes, Yes I do.

I read LetUs's message as Aramis being Fancy's earings

I have not had a bath, but I have had a shower (not as exciting as booking a holiday - but much needed) Where are you off to LetUs?

Helen

We’re going to Turkey. It’ll be a nice change for it be sunny when we’re arguing.

Oh FFAS he’s put a sodding Tom Cruise film on now. This is why I usually have control of the remote.

LOL at sunny family arguments holidays.

we have the end of Jonathon Ross, which seems to have been a like speed dating version of a chat show - each guest seemed to get about 7 minutes, then on the the next. Admittedly I only came in on the third guest, but...

Anyway, I'm off up to bed because DH has the remote and shows no sign of watching anything I want to watch.
Actually, Sod it, I'm going to demand Fleabag next.

Blast him with ABBA from your laptop helen. Or threaten him with me visiting and making him watch Eurovision again he soooo loved Eurovision

I have been blasting out this at home....

Meant to mention, chap from Our Girl is in series 1 Fleabag. Was it Fancy who likes him?

I was dancing about whilst doing the washing up the other day to a bit of Blondie, some Foals, The Killers (obviously), and Barry Manilow to name but a few. I can often be spotted samba-ing around the kitchen to Copacabana.

I love Olivers Army

We have watched S1Ep1 Fleabag We like... Remind me when Eurovision is?

Also, have just noticed how tingly my hands are - been wrestling with nettles again today.

That was Lyndie who liked him I think letus

Ooh I also love Copacabana letus

Alos been listening to

And I've listened to so often that it's permanently in my sidebar of suggestions on youtube. I'm not even a great fan of sax solos, but this one is beautiful.

I’m mixing him up with FafZaf I think.

Excellent Helen, excellent

Eurovision is May isn’t it?

Hayloft for me. Many musical HBFs await

FafZaf? On that note, I shall head off to the hayloft too. With my own FAF.

Morning wenches.

Sunny again, but no idea of temperature.

Usual Sunday shenanigans. Thrilling

Cloudy and drizzly here. meh.
DS has a party later, and also needs to get off the fecking x-box... (imo)

Also, I'm tired.

Nothing changes...

Internet and TV back. Yay!

Feeling so lazy.