Swagger Inn 157 - Take me dancing naked in the rain.... I wish

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

That works on so many levels -
Take me said every wench to the HBFs of their choice
Take me dancing - well that would do, said every wench to the HBFs of their choice
Take me dancing naked - as long as you strip too, said every wench to the HBFs of their choice
Take me dancing naked in the rain - can we please, FFS have some rain here?

Welcome one and all to the new thread.

Pull up a barstool, pour a drink, state your preferences and order of FAF.

Herewith the obligatory HBF-in-the-rain GIF...

Now, get back and finish the last HBF thread off....

Wicked

How very bloody rude of him Fancy

That bottle of cider was like an HBF - went down very nicely.

Some late night faf.....

FAF? That's not FAF...
This is FAF....

Have just finished Lethal White.
Was good...

Night

Thanks for the Helen, very much needed.

Morning wenches. Oooo lovely

Safe and happy travels Wicked

Already quite windy here. Hate wind.

Been windy here all night Fingers crossed for a smooth flight Wicked

I might have stayed up a bit later than sensible last night, reading. The DS came in at some ungodly hour this morning. I may be somewhat less then energetic today. Still the HBFs can do the hard work I'll just lie back and direct them... while they do all the apple stewing/tomato roasting/general domestic stuff that's been ignored for the past two days while I was busy reading.

Can't wait to start reading Strike

Afternoon wenches. Still windy here, but sunny.

I've been trying to get stuck into Strike but I had a terrible night last night and I keep falling asleep and having to go back and re-read.

Hope WW's enjoying herself.

Afternoon wenches.

The HBF clones can do all the housework and food stuff Helen. The actual HBFs will do the more fun stuff.

Hope you enjoy the book Wicked.

Remember just over a month ago when it was really hot and we wanted it to rain? Well it can stop doing that now. It’s made its point.

Evening. Have been stewing apples (still am actually) nd roasting tomatoes for soup etc. not very exciting. I would rather like to sit down though...

LOL at apricot falling asleep - re-reading isn't as much fun as rewatching though,

You want to sit down Helen? Here you go.

Have been out to sportingactivity. HBI was there but no innuendo to report as there wasn’t a lot of instruction going on —and I started reading Harry Quebert—

Right, Hayloft.
Night all, see you tomorrow...

Night Helen.

DH has got Big Brother on. What an absolute total unmitigated pile of shite.

I’ve bern watching Seth Meyers videos on YouTube.

Morning wenches.

I seem to have a lot to do this morning. Eeek

This includes writing reminders on DS2’s homework so that what needs doing for Monday is done.

Just stuffed my face with hotel breakfast. Can't move

I have to pack and tidy and hoover and....

and get washing on the line.
thrillz...

I love a hotel breakfast mmmm

Washing’s done. Am mostly packed. Having a little fret because I’m checking the live departures and a couple of the London services have already been cancelled. It’ll be fine. It’ll all be fine.

I haven't left yet - shall I divert via yours and pick you up LetUs?

That’s a heck of a diversion Helen

Well the chap on the phone says it’s running, one rail website says it’s cancelled from further up the line, another rail website says it’s starting somewhere else and my train’s okay. I am least packed and ready to go.

Yeahhhhh train is running! Thank fuck for that.

Choo choooooo! I’M ON THE TRAIN

I'm on the train too!!!