Swagger Inn 157 - Take me dancing naked in the rain.... I wish

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That works on so many levels -
Take me said every wench to the HBFs of their choice
Take me dancing - well that would do, said every wench to the HBFs of their choice
Take me dancing naked - as long as you strip too, said every wench to the HBFs of their choice
Take me dancing naked in the rain - can we please, FFS have some rain here?

Welcome one and all to the new thread.

Pull up a barstool, pour a drink, state your preferences and order of FAF.

Herewith the obligatory HBF-in-the-rain GIF...

Now, get back and finish the last HBF thread off....

Evening wenches. Has the tingly feeling transferred from your nose to any other areas Fancy? Such transfer brought on by DoctorAramis?

Awesome Apricot! We get them occasionally at work. I’ve been known to tell them we don’t have any computers or internet whilst making obvious typing noises on my keyboard and shouting to a colleague to just google the number that’s on my caller display

I misread the word “cook” there Helen

I put a wash out this morning, went to work, came home, made dinner, filled the dishwasher, washed some dishes, and contemplated another wash but that’ll have to wait till tomorrow. I am feeling quite virtuous so I deserve a treat. Perhaps more than one.

You deserve many, many treats LetUs - a large variety of treats. A positive smorgasbord.

Funny how being virtuous leads to such treats and then being the opposite of virtuous

When we're good, we're very very good; but when we're bad we're better

I'm whacked...

Wench motto Helen

at being whacked. Wondered what that noise was.

DH and DS1 are watching The Apprentice so I am in bed. I may have a browse around YouTube....

I was whacked Still am rather. DS decided to join us in bed at about 2am - I kicked him about at 4:30. It wasn't the best night's sleep ever.

Morning wenches.

I could say something about your ability dislocate your jaw possibly making you popular with HBFs, but I won’t

Fuuuuuccckkkkk am running really late

I had similar 'dislocating jaw' thoughts

Afternoon. Lovely day here, washing dried on the line.

Went to town this morning and read a bit more of Strike this afternoon. I still haven't finished it.

That's it really, living the dream.

Evening wenches.

You saucepot Helen

That sounds like a fab day Apricot!

Going into town tomorrow lunchtime so I think I’ll pick up a copy of Lethal White then.

Been a lovely day here too - nice and warm and sunny. I did hoovering and washing - I've even put all the clean clothes away Then we played dobble and hungry hippos. Plus we went to the library and picked up a chinese takeaway for tea. Exotic eh? Now DS is giving us a demonstration of how he hurt his leg when he fell over at school.
It's all happening here...

Steady on Helen!

at MiniHelen demo

I really want Chinese food now.

I’ve been distributing washing to various people, and putting a wash in the machine and setting it so it’ll finish in the morning. What I should be doing is rampantly shagging HBFs in the hayloft. This does not appear to be happening.

Shall I start a new thread?

Ooooooooohhh. Yes to a new thread. And we should all be in the hayloft/against the Wall/o the chaise/in the place-of-our-choosing doing whatever we want (i.e. rampant shagging) with HBFs. It's just there's a fault in reality and it's not happening What's a wench to do (apart from HBFs, in our heads)?

well it needs to bloody well sort itself out, especially as DH is pissing me off because he’s creating smells

Evening - I have been faaaar too busy to post - my body has been entirely given over to producing snot it would appear. Coughing and sneezing and nose-blowing. Bleurgh.

On a positive note, my boiler is fixed I proper love my plumbers, they are completely fab. They may not be the cheapest, but they do actually fix stuff and they don't talk to me like I'm some fluffy headed moron just because I have completely magnificent breasts

Excellent new thread LetUs. at MrLetUs

Of course HBFs wouldn't do that.

Oh Fancy - woe I'm so sorry - I hope it's not the cold that I had It does sounds very familiar though .
Yay for the plumbers though

You do get to the stage of thinking “there can’t possibly be any more snot left” don’t you?

Hurrah for plumber. And yes, yes they are —and I’m not talking about plumbers—

Took me a second to realise what the bulk order of tissues was for

I’m watching Instinct as I don’t need to concentrate.

Am also fighting the urge to get a packet of crisps.

Athos is mooching after you Helen

I wouldn't worry helen - the entire world has had a cold recently . Or so it seems, certainly plenty of coughing at work.

Exactly letus, it would be impressive were it not so irritating. Ah well, nearly the weekend & I am looking forward to a lie-in.

Morning wenches.

Even my boss who never gets ill has had a cold this last week.

Thank the fuck it’s Friday. The weeks are whizzing by.

He's allllllllllllll mmmmmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnneeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!