Swagger Inn 157 - Take me dancing naked in the rain.... I wish

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

That works on so many levels -
Take me said every wench to the HBFs of their choice
Take me dancing - well that would do, said every wench to the HBFs of their choice
Take me dancing naked - as long as you strip too, said every wench to the HBFs of their choice
Take me dancing naked in the rain - can we please, FFS have some rain here?

Welcome one and all to the new thread.

Pull up a barstool, pour a drink, state your preferences and order of FAF.

Herewith the obligatory HBF-in-the-rain GIF...

Now, get back and finish the last HBF thread off....

Clothes are going back to Next. Why do I keep persevering with them?

Just pondering where I’d like my whisking to take place tonight? I’m thinking some sort of sprawling hacienda type place in the desert in Nevada. Just as a, you know, random suggestion.

Homework is partly done. Just realised I need to put a name in DS2’s new jumper. Arse.

It's Monday tomorrow.
Meh.

I have been digging up in the garden this afternoon, and I think I may need a bath to stop my back trying to seize up. I think that I should get Athos to help run the bath and rub my back for me.

Not quite a bath but heading in the right direction Helen

Morning...

Gray and overcast here, nothing of interest to report, except I vaguely recall there may ave been HBFs in last night's dream. There was more than one George Clooney, which caused amusement, but I don't remember WTAF that was all about, or who else was involved. (I think it was some sort of celebrity pairing thingy, and the big reveal that his partner was several more of himself. ) Oh well...

May everyone day be full of HBFs and un-burst balloons.

Morning wenches.

Same here Helen, without the HBFish dream. at celebrities being partnered with themselves

It appears to be Monday already. How is that possible?

Have heard re DS2’s missing game. They’ve apologised and said it’s on its way. Will hopefully arrive this week. Hurrah!

Am properly snorting at this thread - www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3367799-To-think-Tom-hardy-is-not-that-good-in-bed?

And also misread LetUsesez post about a HB Fish

Hurrah for the game being resent though.

And now, to work...

Afternoon wenches.

I read it as HB-Fish too. Yay for missing game but boo at Next clothes.

Loved the post in the Tom Hardy thread from someone who had a filthy dream about a colleague and then had to spend two hours in a 1-2-1 meeting with him.

Still no idea about Bodyguard.

Evening wenches.

at HB Fish. That’s definitely not a thing.

I’ll have a read of that thread.

Bodyguard was excellent but yes, still fairly baffling. I’ve decided that no one in the programme deserves to be trusted and they’re all bastards with the possible exception of his wife and the two SO police officers.

DS2 decided to come home after school instead of going to the childminder. Said he wasn’t feeling too well. He phoned straight away to tell me when he’d got home. Except he didn’t have his key and there was going to be no one home for about two hours. I ended up having to leave work and come home. I’ve been nice but told him in no uncertain terms that he goes where he’s supposed to be going from now on. He feels fine now but is starting to worry about not getting to sleep at bedtime.

Evening.

Has been a glorious day here today - nice walk, laundry and more laundry & lunch in the garden.

Need to catch up on some chores now Still, nearly finished the Vuelta catch up, so can go looking for new faf ......

Sounds like a nice day Fancy I can't do loads of anymore washing - the cycles take too long! Though on the plus side the new machine takes more in it than the old one did. (WIll shut up about the new machine now)

I have been trying to think of HBFishes. Fish certainly isn't Hot, much as I'm fond of some of Marillion's music. Neither is Nemo. That was as far as my thought processes got before I got bored and moved on to other thoughts like "the lawn needs mowing".

That post about the colleague was the one that really made me laugh apricot and how awful/uncomfortable.

Gah LetUs - idiot child (as I call mine often)

Today I have mostly been working (thrillz) cleaning out the chicken shed, mowing the lawn, cooking, and throwing fecking spiders out of the house. I have already got to the stage of seeing a monster spider and my reaction being "Oh FFAS Again?!" rather that "Eek!!!!" It's going to be a long autumn...

That does sound a good day Fancy.

at getting distracted whilst trying to think of HB Fish

DS2 appears to be asleep, despite more fretting about not getting to sleep so that seems okay.

ick

I’m yawning and am tired. I should head to the hayloft. I won’t of course because I’m an idiot.

I also ought to head for the hayloft, but DH has just put Instinct on..

Instinct entertaining enough, bit Sherlock-esque. See how it develops...

Right, hayloft. FFS at self for lack of Early night.

You and me both letus

I've done some jobs this evening & am contemplating signing up for a new mortgage deal - I have been procrastinating for a while & feel the need to make a decision. Now.

FFS, forgot to press send. new deal signed. Now celebrating with an hbf. If only. am making do with a cup of tea & a bourbon biscuit

Morning!

Morning wenches.

at making do with a cup of tea and a bourbon biscuit

I have had a shit night’s sleep because of a massive anxiety dream about missing my train at the weekend and then trying to sort it out. Then I was in a club in Dublin at the end of the night (not as fun as it sounds in my dream), knowing no one and trying to figure out if I could get to London at that time of night. Woke up in the early hours feeling all stressy and couldn’t back to sleep properly. And then DS2 is being a pain this morning and declaring he’s coming straight home again. (Not keen on substitute childminder apparently) Big argument. I’m knackered and I really don’t need this shit.

letus
Because it's never too early.

Better get ready for work, have a course this afternoon - should be riveting

Laters.....

Afternoon.

Those dreams are exhausting LetUs.

Eeek at spiders. Haven't seen many this year.

Hope the course went well Fancy.

We watched Ep 1 of Trust last night. Brilliant, fascinating family. Donald Sutherland is awesome, and the young actor who plays JPG III. I remember the kidnapping and being really worried for the lad.

Evening wenches.

Thanks for the Fancy and the . Hope you managed to stay awake during the course.

I’m knackered. Feeling very blah. DS2 behaved himself and went where he should go after school without any problem.

Trying yoga tonight with BestFriend. Hope there’s space at the back of the room for us to hide.

Oooo yes Apricot, Trust! Agree with everything you said. Haven’t got round to ep2 yet but I will.

Better go and get changed.

Ah, thank you apricot, but no, it sadly was not riveting. And no faf to provide a distraction I did at least get home at a reasonable time, so I probably should make good use of the time & do some chores off my massive to do list. I wish I was going to work through my who-to-do list......

LetUs - anxiety dreams and DS2 kicking off glad he went where he was meant to after school today - just eed him to stop winging about it. I was driving another HGV last night Badly, again - bumping over kerbs, jack-knifing it, and tipping the trailer over. WhyTF has my brain decided to fixate on HGVs? I mean, yes - three letters, starts with H, but Nooooooooooooooooooooo! It's HBFs!!!! Not HGVs. LetUs - you can hide at the bac at yoga and re-enact my bent-in-half HGV, but substitute a HBF in your mind. You're welcome

Also re Fancy's course. I want to go on a proper riveting course. And welding. Maybe just blacksmithing in general.

Is MrA's knee all better now, or is he still having to take things easy?

DH went out in his lunch hour today, and has brought me a copy of Lethal White - awww Bless his cotton socks. It's sitting on the dining table ow while I talk to you lot. It will join me on the stepper shortly. (I will finish Anna Karenina one day. Though at the moment I spend a lot of time wanting to slap lots of them. #CulturalLuddite)

love that Fancy!

Do you have a secret desire to get your HGV licence Helen? Good job I didn’t know about your bent in half HBF suggestion. Wouldn’t have been able to stifle the giggles . Really enjoyed yoga although I am not at all bendy. . Teacher was lovely.

Apology from DS2 earlier re this morning’s behaviour and no mention of being worried about getting to sleep.

MrHelen can have a for getting Lethal White for you. That’s jolly nice of him.

I’ll get a copy soon. I’ve got The Truth About The Harry Quebert Affair to read before I watch it on the TV. I’ve got three episodes so far.

Ouch! Stupid cat is giving me acupuncture.

I have to say that Strike makes half an hour on the stepper pass faster than than classic Russian literature

Am now knackered and heading for the hayloft though.

Oh - there was a pic on Santi and family floating about online somewhere. His son is a little blonde moppet now

Night all..

Just picturing you on a stepper, reading Strike

Might just have a google....

Night Helen