Swagger Inn 157 - Take me dancing naked in the rain.... I wish

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

That works on so many levels -
Take me said every wench to the HBFs of their choice
Take me dancing - well that would do, said every wench to the HBFs of their choice
Take me dancing naked - as long as you strip too, said every wench to the HBFs of their choice
Take me dancing naked in the rain - can we please, FFS have some rain here?

Welcome one and all to the new thread.

Pull up a barstool, pour a drink, state your preferences and order of FAF.

Herewith the obligatory HBF-in-the-rain GIF...

Now, get back and finish the last HBF thread off....

I can do HBFs on the screen if that helps at all LetUs?

You definitely need some at work, then your work dreams will be much more enjoyable.

I have friends over for tea tomorrow. I said I'd cook. Why??????? It's not that I can't it's just... effort

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

That’s very clever thinking re HBFs and work and work dreams

And I thought that was me talking with the “effort”

I think it's time to head for the hayloft and let the HBFs do the 'effort' bit...

Night all.

Athos is on his way and is willing to put in alllllll the effort Helen

Blimey, would you just look at that AT gif?

Lost track of time at work today & suddenly realised it was 7pm

I'm still catching up on the Vuelta, forgot about Knightfall, may start that next week. I need some new faf

Yep Fancy, I looked. A lot.

Hopefully Knightfall will satisfy you

Speaking of mesmerising gifs, I’m just having a special performance in the hayloft.

Morning wenches.

Friiiiiddddaaaayyyyyyyy wooooooooo!!!!!!

6.45 this morning - DS2 “Mum, have you had an email from them?”

I’m just going to stare at the gifs and everything will be fine. It’ll all be fine.

Oh LetUs poor you.
DCs have no concept of working hours do they?!

It will be fine....

Athos seems fairly determined this morning Helen

See, I thought I'd replied to this...

Afternoon.

Yay for new washing machine Helen, but boo for Entertainment Exchange LetUs.

Aww at Scruffy making cheep and cluck noises. Do you know whether it's a he or a she you may have said and I've forgotten?

SPOILER ALERT. Poor review of Lethal White. It does look a very long book, but I'm sure we'll enjoy it.

Afternoon wenches.

I’ll have a read of that later Apricot.

DS2 is tired and DS1 is full of a cold. Fun times. Nothing yet re DS2’s game although it did say up to 48 hours for a response.

I may have a drink tonight.

TFIF

I’ll have a couple of those Wicked. I’ve just been setting up new phones.

Cheers 🍷

Evening, I have had a nice evening with friends-who-I-cooked-for. Much gossiping and general chat.

So, today... I got v. cross with the washing machine because it wouldn't spin fast enough, but then I worked out how it works, so I like it again

I also dug up Motson for tea, who has shown his appreciation of his fine name in best potato style (see pic) and I stalked Scruffy until I got a vaguely decent picture of her (I think she's a her, but I couldn't swear to it yet.)

Ouch re. that Lethal White review. And FFS re. the missing game still - it would fall over a bloody weekend for you

Elsewhere on MN there's an amusing thread about Hugh Jackman - the language used looks very familiar

I’m now on the Swedish cider

Squeeeee at Scruffy! Hurrah for fast spin ! And look at lovely Motson!

I was having a read through that HJ thread. Someone mentioned a film called Animal Attraction. I’ve got that on DVD

And there's some moody b/w read-through/rehearsal pictures for Don Carlos online.

I suspect I'm not getting a lie-in tomorrow, so I'm heading for the hayloft.

Night all...

Night Helen.

Am watching A Discovery of Witches.

Still here - we watched it too. Or, it was on while I was mooching online. Was ok, but I'd rather have been watching Versailles DH was playing 'Been there' though most of it

Hayloft now though. Night. Again.

That was okay. Enjoyed it.

Off to the chateau with Aramis. He’s going to have to do most of the work tonight. I’m a bit tired.

That's ok LetUs - you're just helping him keep up his fitness levels
Am at SaturdayMorningSportingActivity It's lovely sunny morning... and I've got sodding visual migraine coming on, FFS... fingers crossed it will clear out in about half an hour. But FFS...

FFS

Oh - My exciting work dream was all about doing some filing.

Morning wenches. Pleased to report Aramis’s fitness level was well and truly up.

You’re getting a lot of migraines Helen . Have they always been this frequent?

Started another series this morning. Trust on BBC2 about the Getty family. Jolly good. I’ve just downloaded the rest of the series off iPlayer, although I could put them on my iPad I suppose.

Better get a wiggle on.

Hurrah for fitness levels being up

No, I don't usually get sodding migraines. Madame has cheerfully informed me that I either have a brain tumour or I'm peri-menopausal. Neither prospect fills me with joy. At least the visual ones only last about half an hour or so. Small mercies.

Oh poor you Helen . Hope you’re feeling a bit better now.

I managed part of ep1 of Vanity Fair. It’s not for me.

Better see to the washing, have lunch, then I’m off to the hairdressers so when I return I should be swishy. And alluring to HBFs.