Swagger Inn 157 - Take me dancing naked in the rain.... I wish

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

That works on so many levels -
Take me said every wench to the HBFs of their choice
Take me dancing - well that would do, said every wench to the HBFs of their choice
Take me dancing naked - as long as you strip too, said every wench to the HBFs of their choice
Take me dancing naked in the rain - can we please, FFS have some rain here?

Welcome one and all to the new thread.

Pull up a barstool, pour a drink, state your preferences and order of FAF.

Herewith the obligatory HBF-in-the-rain GIF...

Now, get back and finish the last HBF thread off....

Manners Helen. Rude to speak with your mouth full.

Ah, so not overly great then Wicked.

Don’t think we’ll be on time with Bodyguard. What a surprise.

Sorry LetUs Won't happen again. The speaking part, that is.

Ouch - that's not so good then wicked WTAF is wrong with the world and right wing twats atm?

Think Bodyguard is looking interesting, judging by twitter.

Helen

We are just over halfway through tonight’s Bodyguard. My expression for most of it has been . Bloody hell, it’s good!

Urgh. We're back at school. This means that Sunday night is school prop night. Joy.

We have been watching Last Leg and now NFL (WTAF?! FFS) not that I'm paying any attention the the NFL (which twitter described as 'Rugby - the musical' )

Laters.

at Rugby - the musical

Must head to the hayloft at a non-stupid time.

Faaannncccyyyy where are you? Obviously I can cope with all our mutual HBFs, and I can probably wenchfully manage yours too, but it’s nice to share sometimes

Here we go, found the tweet

Wicked your (obviously not yours personally) election result made the news here this morning. Along with the suggestion that everyone should be having 1-2 alcohol free days per week.

I have work to do today, which is rather a shock to the system but first i should peel DS away from the TV and into some clothes, etc etc school day blah...

Morning wenches.

The full tweet is even funnier

Oh well, if they insist about these extra drinks, who are we to contradict?

Getting very bored of having to nag DS1 every morning to get out for the college bus on time. Part of me thinks leave him to it and let him be late, the other part thinks not. Doesn’t help that he doesn’t seem to move much faster. Sigh.

no idea where she is

I have ordered a washing machine.
Control your excitement everyone. But do NOT get me started on the hassle of trying to order online with DH's cash-back credit card, and then having to get his phone as well so I could confirm the transaction with a text code. FFS

I'm heeeeeerrrrre
Soz, it was a long week at work, followed by a weekend of catching up with sleep and chores. And the cycling - both the Vuelta & the Tour of Britain to watch

This year I will be genuinely not watching Strictly, anyone watching Vanity Fair?

@ 'Rugby - The Musical'

And boo to school prep nights - this morning I had to upload some forgotten homework for DD

Fancy You obviously deserve a reward for uploading homework. I shall upload some homework for you
Suggest you get to work on this lot

We're recording Vanity Fair, but I don't rate my chances of watching it this century, though I could try for Weds nights when DH is out..

Now, FFS, I'm meant to be working.

Evening. It's really cold here. I'm putting the heating on.

1-2 alcohol free days per week?? Sod that. I only have a small glass of wine with our evening meal, but I'm not giving it up for anyone.

Also at Bodyguard.

I've recorded Vanity Fair too, might watch tonight.

Evening wenches. What an absolute total fucker of a day, part of which involved downloading and printing over 100 documents for a few different parts of a file which should have been straightforward. Download, print, put index in each bit. Except our stupid fucking wankbastarding system/printer decided to not print everything out in the right order. And I mean completely all over the place. And some of the documents individually had other documents attached and it didn’t print those out. It took nearly all day. And this was all whilst trying to do other stuff too.

Hurrah for washing machine!
Hurrah for lots of cycling and at FancyDD and hurrah for the return of Fancy

I must have misread the stuff about drinks. I thought it said have 1-2 drinks more. Whoops

Must download Vanity Fair but it’ll be a thing only I watch so not sure when I’ll get to it.

apricot - I suspect that your alcohol consumption levels are lower than the audience they were aiming at

and [HBFs] for LetUs That sounds like an utterly hideous day You'll be needing a lie-down, so the HBFs are waiting for you...

for Letus

More for the rest of the wenches, because alcohol is good for you

Very true Wicked. Basically, whatever you fancy , have it in moderation. Except HBFs who should always be taken in excess

Happened to be watching a festival performance by The Killers yesterday. At one point The Man said “what can I do to satisfy you?” Fuuuuucccckkkkkkk. Nearly dropped my iPad. I was more composed by the time I’d rewound and watched it a few more times.

Yes LetUs - rewatches are sensible, because you need to be able to watch it with DH/DCs present without giving away the effect that the FAF has on you...

I'm bloody knackered. No idea why, but ho hum. (The stepper might have something to do with it, but to be fair I was knackered before that as well.) DH has put University Challenge on - I don't bloody think so. I'm making tomorrow's lunch and then going to bury myself in the hayloft. If any non-HBFs or non-wenches are looking for me, I'm not here.

Mmmmm, look at all that faff

Off to BoringOfficeJob Unless a cat* sits on me, in which case I am not allowed to move of course.

*the same applies to HBFs of course, but is highly unlikely to happen

Morning wenches.

I know Fancy. I know. And as I said, always willing to help. Very very willing.

My turn for the HGV dream last night. I’d parked it in an Aldi car park, done a bit of shopping (even had a bag for life with me which means dream me is more organised than real me) and was then wondering how I was going to park the HGV in front of my house.

Suppose I’d better have some breakfast.

Morning - proper snort @ remembering the bag for life in a dream

Work today - still, it's good to be back in the office & at my own desk.

Have hbfs fab days everyone

Afternoon.

DH has taken DGS to the barbers, it's amazing how much I can get done when he goes out.

The Cast of Don Carlos has been announced. Nice to see Tom and Ali working together again. Also the actress who showed Dog to him room in S1E1 is in it too.

at 'how will I park the HGV in front of my house?' Love it LetUs

I just saw that link too Apricot Do you think Ali's going to man the stage door to scare off overenthusiastic fans? Should be fun for them though.

So did you have a HBF at your desk Fancy? #Deluded

Tell you what though, he's very young, but there is a new parent in the playground this year who is doing a passable HBF impression. Slightly reminds me of Chris Pratt, so Madame would approve.