Swagger Inn 157 - Take me dancing naked in the rain.... I wish

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

That works on so many levels -
Take me said every wench to the HBFs of their choice
Take me dancing - well that would do, said every wench to the HBFs of their choice
Take me dancing naked - as long as you strip too, said every wench to the HBFs of their choice
Take me dancing naked in the rain - can we please, FFS have some rain here?

Welcome one and all to the new thread.

Pull up a barstool, pour a drink, state your preferences and order of FAF.

Herewith the obligatory HBF-in-the-rain GIF...

Now, get back and finish the last HBF thread off....

More pretty - without the writing.

Apparently the actual magazine has sold out fro their office... there is wailing and gnashing of teeth on twitter and someone is suggesting buying them from the photographer

Now I shall go and dig up potatoes for tea (and contemplate contacting someone I know in exeter to send me a pile of copies, and change my twitter pic to me sitting on said pile)

Dooooo iiiiiiiittttttttt

I went to Tesco. They didn’t have the ice creams. Fucksake. Couple of other flavours but not the one I wanted. Fucking fucksake. Bought a bag of onion rings crisps to make up for it and am now drinking apple schnapps.

at Tescos. WTAF were they thinking?!

Santi has filled a pan full of ice cream for you...

And I know just what to do with that ice cream....

Of course you do - you are Wench.

Off to the hayloft for an early night...

Athos hopes you’re not going expecting to get much sleep Helen

I have watched Strictly. Was okay. What was more entertaining was reading the Guardian’s live blog. I nearly choked on my dinner

Yes ther was wine and yes, I am a bit tispy. I just fell into the caravan.

I know Strictly was on but we're trying to remember the names of eveyone and not doung very well. We can’t remember the name of the head judge or the chap with the posh nane who alwsys geys someone rubbish. I won’t google as I like to make my brain work, but pethaps I should wiat until the morning.

Why would thet contactvthevbohotographer and pay £45 for the pics, if the want to frame them or something why not just save them snd print them off.

Sue Tesco LetUs that’s just not goid enough.

Oh Apricot. I rather love you

ANTON DU BEKE!

I love you yoo LetUs.

That took me a while to figure out. I thought Apricot was shouting out Anton’s name in a rather “celebratory” fashion and I got very worried for a moment. Then I connected it with her previous post and all was well again.

I also love you Apes

Hayloft for me.

Just using The Wall first.

Night wenches

ROFL - fanstistic tipsy posting Apricot.

I thought similar about the photographer, though also it is Good Thing to pay creatives when you want to have a copy of their work, be they photographers, authors, artists, etc. Though I can't imagine wanting a photo to go in a frame, because I'm not about 13 and I keep the FAF pictures on my computer(s) Obvs if I was in the picture then completely different kettle of fish.

anyway - you'll be pleased to know letUs that Athos got his wish, and I didn't get much sleep. FFS, I gave up at 3:30 and went to his bed - which isn't nearly as comfortable as ours and I completely understand why he prefers our mattress. Then I had lots of wacky dreams which didn't involve HBFs, but I was trying to drive (or stop) a HGV with crap brakes. Oh, and I was looking out a letter from Neil Gaiman because he couldn't remember what he'd written to me, so could I show him?! I do wonder what my subconscious is on at times

Today we have a family get together so I have been baking.

Morning wenches.

Bonkers dream indeed Helen. Did you find Neil’s letter? Did you stop the HGV? And at MiniHelen for the interrupted sleep and bed swap.

Today we begging homework hell proper. Super. I’d best get the ironing done early.

Giddy whirl I tell you. Giddy. Whirl.

Enjoy the get together.

I love so much that you sorted everything out in your dream Helen

Ironing is almost done. Have watched an episode of Sharp Objects. Bit slow but it seems to be getting going.

Election today, will be interesting. I already voted a week ago.

Hope it goes well Wicked

Fuck me. First proper lot of homework. Much shouting by DS2. I left him to it and finished the ironing.

I’ve an episode of Foyle’s War on. There’s a much younger James McAvoy in it.

Hello wenches, we're home, to more shooting in the field. Why does someone not complain? Why?

Strange dream Helen sounds similar to the ones I get.

. Love you too. Hope the election goes the way you want it.

Hope the homework went well LetUs.

Bodyguard tonight. Better go and sort out some food first.

Looks like Swedish Democrats (nationalists) is going to be the second largest party after the Socialist party, they're even bigger than our tory party.

Am back.
Erm...
um.

Someine needs to go and tamper with their weaponry Apricot

Looking forward to Bodyguard

Is that a good thing or not Wicked? (I realise I could be a grown up and look this up myself)

You obviously need something to keep you occupied Helen. Oh, you already seem to be busy...

Mfffph?!

The Swedish Democrats are against immigration for example and lot of the members have neo nazi background.