Swagger Inn 157 - Take me dancing naked in the rain.... I wish

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

That works on so many levels -
Take me said every wench to the HBFs of their choice
Take me dancing - well that would do, said every wench to the HBFs of their choice
Take me dancing naked - as long as you strip too, said every wench to the HBFs of their choice
Take me dancing naked in the rain - can we please, FFS have some rain here?

Welcome one and all to the new thread.

Pull up a barstool, pour a drink, state your preferences and order of FAF.

Herewith the obligatory HBF-in-the-rain GIF...

Now, get back and finish the last HBF thread off....

Why will you move wicked? Just because he knows where it is?

Excellent news re. Mini-LetUs and the practice walk. but also eek! at DCs growing up

It's because I'm renting my mum's house so I sort of feel like I should try to find a new place as well so mum can live here.

Stupid fucking twatting fucktrumpet causing all these problems

Blimey, all the noise from shooting & bird scarers
I have been on a laundry binge in this glorious weather & am feeling quite pleased with myself - of course I have have a massive ironing pile.......Still at least I have the Vuelta & the Tour of Britain to distract me. And Vanity Fair starts tonight, hope it has hbfs in the cast is good.

He doesn't think he's done anything wrong. And mum also gotten incorrect information from the psychiatric ward about when he's been on leave, she was told that he was going to stay with his son but when she got to the house he was there. Thankfully she wasn't alone.

He's the problem but it's mum and her whole family that gets affected. Really pisses me off

Bollocks. Forgot about Vanity Fair. Shall download it.

Same as it ever was Wicked

FFS Wicked that's shite.

I have a stuffed up nose and a headache. am hoping I'm not going down with a cold. Hot bath awaits, then hayloft.

I'm taping VF...

hope it doesn’t turn into a cold

Nearly 10pm and we’ve not started Bodyguard yet because of waiting for DS1. Also DS2 is still awake —and being a bit of a PITA— so we’ll have to keep stopping so DH can go up. Because obviously otherwise I’d have had an early night

Well I must say, I very much enjoyed Bodyguard. Will do episode 2 tomorrow —after I’ve done the ironing that I sacked off today—

Hayloft for me. Assorted HBFs are welcome.

Morning wenches.

Hope the cold stays away Helen.

Is a bit dark and gloomy today. I feel this is a sign of things to come at work. Dooooooooooooommmmmmmm.

Morning all. The snuffles and headahce don't seem to have developed as yet (crosses everything apart from legs) DS appeared at 4am, but fortunately went back to his own bed and slept in until 7am - yay!
We were meant to be going out today but DS has already said he doesn't want to do anything, so who knows. I may have a happy day of stoning damsons and roasting tomatoes for soup

Oh look - x-post...

It's not dark and gloomy LetUs is is atmospheric, so that when the HBF(1) of your choice(2) arrives at work he can appear illuminated in a blinding flash of sunlight, and behold he shall smite the work-twats with the power of his FAFness and pay no heed to their cries for release while you drag him out the door to live happily ever after.(3)
(And other things we wish would happen in real life and not just our heads.)

(1) More than one HBF is a valid option, it just gets gramatically tricky to deal with.
(2) Suggested HBFs are below - other HBFs are available. (we wish)
(3) NB - you are wench and are providing a purpose to his life. He is not rescuing you.

he shall smite the work-twats with the power of his FAFness made me . I shall keep that thought - and the rest of your post - with me throughout the day

Afternoon. I've got DGS today. DH is playing golf some distance away so I'm on my own.

Have recorded Vanity Fair, don't know when we'll get to watch it.

So sorry WW. Your lives are being disrupted through no fault of your own.

Glad you enjoyed Bodyguard LetUs. We watched ep 3 last night, no idea what's going on but it is gripping.

We're off to London tomorrow. I'm taking one for the team and going to the Cinema Museum thing. I think I shall be in a minority of one, or two if you count DH, but it should be fun people-watching.

Apricot - we will think of you kindly The latest on Twitter is that if you can't go, you can donate £20 and get a signed 'personal poster' and you can get to specify the message on it as well. Is it worth paying £20 to get him to write "My hand bloody hurts..." or "Marry me, now!" or "On your knees..." ??
And there is a pre-meet of OtherFans at Toulous Restaurant/Bar.

I have confirmed the plans for a swimming lesson pre-meet at a friend's house, as well as doing today's outing which has been postponed because DS wanted a PJ day. Though now he has friends over so is on longer in PJs.

And now i shall get back to work...

Afternoon.
Bit of a late night as FancyMan came round after work We have been good today - healthy food & a two hour walk It was perfect weather out there not too hot or cold, right amount of sunshine & beautiful greenery Also saw the cutest calves, we paused on a small bridge to admire them & loads of the cows waded into the stream to stand in front of us. One of them sounded a bit pissed off & would've totally given us the stink eye. Only I don't really think cows can do that . At that point we decided to tactfully move on........

Anyhow I am now in need of a good rub down, as helen can attest, it's a bit up & down when walking round here

I can't confirm that you need a rub down fancy but it is def. very uppy/downy roudn your neck of the woods.
Take your pick of masseurs...

Evening wenches.

Your smiting with FAFness comment got me through the day Helen. It would have needed all the FAFness combined to muster enough smiting ability to deal with the twattiness and sheer fucking laziness/complete ineptitude of certain people who palm stuff off on others (so that would be me today) under the excuse of being soooooo busy. A) I’m really fucking busy too because there’s still loads of people off and I’m covering their shit and B) it’s not because they’re sooooo busy, it’s because they don’t have a fucking clue how to do shit. Annnnnnnd breathe.

Have a wonderful time tomorrow Apricot. Have no shame and use MrApricot to his full advantage

Oh the messages you could come up with Helen. Would be worth the £20

Walk sounds blissful Fancy —except for calf giving you stink eye— You definitely deserve a rub down.

Oh and guess who starts college tomorrow and hasn’t bought their monthly bus pass despite being told several million times over the last couple of weeks to sort it out including me ACTUALLY WRITING A REMINDER DOWN FOR THEM.

FFAS DS1. And DH is being all “well what do you need to do to sort it for him? Where does he get one from?” Fuck off. I don’t need to sort anything. Also it’s all explained in the leaflet that I’ve repeatedly shoved under DS1’s nose and on the bloody website. Fuuuuuuuucccckkkkkk.

Oh, he's growing a bit of beard for me.

First readthrough of Don Carlos.

And thanks Helen and LetUs, I will.

FFAS at DS1 LetUs and DH for that matter. He'll just have to pay to use the bus. Honest to god, you'd have thought that by college age they would be able to follow basic instructions.

Also, FMWAC at Wicked's DM's ex. Because it is along while since we've used that acronym and it very definitely applies in these circumstances.

I think we should get a signed photo for TeamA: "Yes, I do have Santi's number" apricot there's an aide memoire on twitter in case you forget who you're looking for. Attached for convenience (which is apparently a very PA thing to say )

at x-post - I got called away to provide a virtual sofa for DS to hide behind while watching Doctor Who - I knew I should have refreshed before posting

Helen.

His hands/fingers look a bit odd at first glance on that photo. Made me think he’s got too many fingers and then that made me think something else entirely for Team TB

Or perhaps a signed photo with the number actually on it

DS1 is very much “all brain, no common sense”. TBH I was quite lacking in common sense at his age (much to my mother’s despair) but he’s something else entirely. I’ll sometimes also say to him “it’s a good job you’re pretty”