Swagger Inn 157 - Take me dancing naked in the rain.... I wish

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

That works on so many levels -
Take me said every wench to the HBFs of their choice
Take me dancing - well that would do, said every wench to the HBFs of their choice
Take me dancing naked - as long as you strip too, said every wench to the HBFs of their choice
Take me dancing naked in the rain - can we please, FFS have some rain here?

Welcome one and all to the new thread.

Pull up a barstool, pour a drink, state your preferences and order of FAF.

Herewith the obligatory HBF-in-the-rain GIF...

Now, get back and finish the last HBF thread off....

I’m off out tonight with BestFriend. I’d better go and get ready!

Evening wenches, just got in. Absolutely knackered. It ended up with there being 5 of us and 4 removal guys, who were absolutely amazing. The worst panic of the day was being unable to find wine glasses this evening. Anyway, they're in and they have beds but everything else is all over the place and the garage is full of boxes.

Have a lovely evening LetUs.

Oh poop - I missed Princess Bride? I need to introduce it to DS...

Am still juggling balls - nlt, sadly.

Hurrah for finding the glasses though Apricot - priorities and everything I think you've earned a night of being waited on hand and foot (and any other body part you'd like to suggest )

I need to book some tickets for a family argument day out...

Am back. Have had a wonderful evening. Am more than a bit tipsy, but at least the world is back on an even keel as we’ve sorted it allllll out.

As long as there’s a bed and a wine glass, what else matters in the immediate future?

DS2 occasionally showed an interest in Princess Bride Helen. I’ll have to put the DVD on and take it from there.

Aramis I’m quite drunk and am feeling —unrealistically— bendy and flexible. Let’s get to it!

[water] and [paracetamol] for apricot and LetUs and HBFs to apply them (and any other remedy of your choice.

I am still juggling the balls

DH booked the tickets of one of the family arguments. At midnight. Between clicking on 'buy' and the checkout page, the price increased by £10 because we'd gone into the next day and dropped a level in 'advance booking' timescales. Not v. impressed with that venue.

Now I have to go and juggle tomatoes/plums/raspberries because they need picking. And clean out the chicken coop (I would say I live in hope re. chicken coop and HBFs, but previous experience tells me not to bother.)

Hope all's well with all wenches...

Morning wenches.

I wouldn’t be impressed by that venue either Helen

at juggling plums

I’ve done some washing

I’ve watched some telly

I’ve dealt with DS2 and his strops —again—

And I’m going to clean the bathroom

F.M.L.

Fuck it. I’m having a drink. I’ve done the bathroom, a billion loads of laundry, and put away/distributed what doesn’t need ironing. Got a massive ironing pile waiting for me for tomorrow.

Don’t know what’s wrong with me today. Am feeling quite blah. Not helped by DH asked what was wrong because “your face is tripping”. Also not helped by me eating a tangerine just now and some of the juice dripping on to my t shirt.

for Letus

thanks Wicked

I must show my appreciation. Mustn’t forget my manners.

Oooooh

Hello wenches.

More unloading of boxes today at DD's. It's beginning to look better but there's such a lot to do. She doesn't have a washing machine or tumble drier so I'm doing their washing until she has hopefully next week. She's feeing disoriented but that's natural. DGS is happy because he has plenty of window sills to run his cars along and a trampoline in the garden. He's so good, he knows how busy they are and keeps himself amused.

Is there anything on TV? I've sort of lost the plot on what we're watching and I'm not quite sure what day it is either.

I'm so stupid, I almost ordered Sherlock season 4 although I already have it

Your DGS sounds like such a sweetie Apricot . Hope they all get sorted and feel less discombobulated (one of my favourite words) soon.

You could try Knightfall which is on the History Channel. I’ve just checked and all the episodes shown so far are available to download.

I’ve done that with films Wicked

I’ve just watched a video of The Killers covering Can’t Help Falling In Love. I’m feeling a bit better than I was before for some reason...

Morning wenches.

The Last Jedi was on last night. Thought of Wicked at certain points . Luke Skywalker is immensely cool. Can’t believe Carrie Fisher has gone

Usual shenanigans today. Ironing and reminding DS2 he promised to finish his homework.

Morning. I am in the land of intermittent wifi... and we're off out shortly...

I too have double ordered - music for me though. I've bought DH two different CDs twice in the past few years.

Apricot's DGS is indeed a sweetie. for LetUs re. 'meh-nes', and etc for anyone who is in need] I think that DH is about to tell me to get off MN and ready to go out....

Have a fab day out Helen

Yy Vanity Fair looks good, as does Bodyguard. There’s other stuff coming up on BBC but I can’t remember it.

Evening wenches.

Will have a look for Knightfall LetUs.

We're going to a BBQ at DD's and I've just been informed that we're supposed to be there NOW, so I'd better go and get ready.

Hope everyone has a good evening.

I watched another couple of episodes of it today. One or two occasions in the fighty bits that I had to look away but that’s because I can be a bit squeamish. I do rather like the main chap - proper HBF.

Enjoy the BBQ. Hope you have good weather

I’ve found something more annoying than DH watching the football. DS2 watching it with him. It’s nice for DH though to have a “partner in crime” but I do wish they’d be a bit quieter about it.

Oooh - def. not BBQ weather here! but we had a mostly indoor day out, so that was ok. Actually had a nice few hours just playing board games together. Speaking of which I'm being summoned for Cluedo and getting cbf for DH for being on MN

At least it’s not Monopoly Helen.

We have watched Lucky Man. Just waiting for DH so we can finish watching a programme about some Scottish islands which involves us saying “we went there! Look DS1, we went there” and him looking up briefly and going “mm” or some similar monosyllabic comment

Also, whilst I remember, Jonnie Peacock is on Who Do You Think You Are? tomorrow night.

Happy birthday Letus

Morning wenches.

Thanks Wicked cake for breakfast - what a way to start the day! And I reckon that’s Pimms in that glass so I’ll save that for later.

Right, not actually had breakfast and DS2 isn’t dressed so we’d better get a move on.