Swagger Inn 157 - Take me dancing naked in the rain.... I wish

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

That works on so many levels -
Take me said every wench to the HBFs of their choice
Take me dancing - well that would do, said every wench to the HBFs of their choice
Take me dancing naked - as long as you strip too, said every wench to the HBFs of their choice
Take me dancing naked in the rain - can we please, FFS have some rain here?

Welcome one and all to the new thread.

Pull up a barstool, pour a drink, state your preferences and order of FAF.

Herewith the obligatory HBF-in-the-rain GIF...

Now, get back and finish the last HBF thread off....

Mmm at food and rewatch

I always thought the holodeck potentially had a rather wide or public audience which is obviously fine if that floats your boat but I’d rather have all the control over who’s watching . I may have given the holodeck issue a bit too much thought over the years.

Just re-reading Apricot’s account of TB remembering them/her and imagining what that must have been like. indeed

I may have just demolished S3Ep1, ripping the plot to shreds, questioning the continuity, and providing a running commentary of the main cast's thoughts as we went Nothing like a bit of healthy criticism in reviews after all.

Wait! What? Plot?!

I’m mainlining The Killers videos on YouTube, and drinking Pimms which is a fair old way to spend a Friday evening when there are no actual HBFs around. Selfish tchuh

IKR?! But actually, demolishing plot is so much fun As well as appreciating the FAF.

FFS at no actual HBFs

Mmmm appreciating FAF......

They're very appreciative LetUs

Damn right Helen

I should get to the chateau with Aramis for some mutual appreciation

Wwhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Morning all. DS and DH rolled in at about 1am; DS woke up at 7:30am We are all slumped on the sofa blethering, apart from DS who is glued to technology of some sort...

Morning wenches.

There wasn’t a repurposed drainpipe at the chateau so I had to slide down something else instead this morning

Had a wench dream last night. We were on a bus or train trip through some lovely mountain scenery on our way home. Apricot got off first, then Fancy and Wicked together, not sure whether I was next or Helen. We were all very happy and had had a great time wherever we’d been

Sunny here so the beds are stripped and the washing machine is on. Oooo the excitement.

Have taken two bin bags full of clothes and books to the charity shop. I shall await my reward for being so virtuous, and after my reward I will no longer be virtuous in any way at all.

Visited parents. Done even more washing and am trying to motivate myself to go and remake the beds. It’s not going well.

We are home, I am shattered. No excitement whatsoever. (Other than have left Fancy with a pink Chilean wine to deal with as she sees fit...) And she had to text us when we were five minutes down the road because DH had left a fleece behind. (It's not a wench meet-up at Fancy's unless someone leaves something behind)

That sounds like a lovely dream LetUs I rather like those sort where it's just a nice happy dream with friends. I expect I got off with Athos I would apologise for removing the drainpipe before you were up, but it sounds like you improvised in true wench style,

Where is Wicked btw - still under Kylo's cloak?

Beds made. Didn’t find any HBFs.

Hope Fancy enjoys getting the pink Chilean down her neck.

Athos would have had to get on before you got off with him Helen

Let me try something - a Wicked klaxon if you will. And if it doesn’t work, I can take care of him

You're all heart LetUs (and other useful/relevant body parts)

WTF at lack of HBFs - if they're not in your bed, then where are they?!

I belive the pink chilean is a decent mouthful

Here I am

I don’t know Helen. S’not fair. They can’t all have escaped.

I’ve also heard that the pink Chilean is deeply satisfying

Ah Wicked - it’s like magic

Hello Wicked - who what have you have been up to then?

I have to go and dig up Motson and some of his other potato friends...

Oooh, forgot to say. We also have a new (second hand) chicken coop, which retires a lot of leaning over to clean out. It's a bit bloody impractical at the moment, apart from the 'leaning over' part.

Evening, am contemplating starting on the pink Chilean.........

Probably should get a few bits & bobs sorted ready for our holiday first - off tomorrow until Wednesday. Oh and get some dinner too, am feeling hungry.

Lot of crap going on atm.

Oh that doesn't sound good ww

Keep it in your mouth for a bit Fancy to make sure you get a sense of how full bodied it is

Kylo will sort the crap out and then he’ll sort you out Wicked

Evening wenches.

Have done lots of washing and ironing today and supermarketing. That reminds me, the bed isn't put back together.

at sliding down something else and the pink Chilean being a decent mouthful. I do sit here giggling at you all. Lovely wench dream.

Hugs for WW.

Hope you have a fab holiday Fancy.

I now have a rather fabulous image in my head of you sitting in front of your screen Apricot, giggling away

I am enjoying the athletics

We're watching Athletics too. Well, I say we're watching. It's on TV. I have my laptop, and DH is doing something on his tablet. And DS is in the other room because I've forgotten to send him up to bed yet

I also ought to go to the hayloft and catch up on sleep.

Wicked Do we need to send in Vinnie and James Corden?

Athletics was exciting. More gymnastics tomorrow.

I’ve done that with DS2 Helen, forgotten to send him to bed. Hope you get a decent night in the hayloft - sleep or otherwise

Watching Casualty for the first time in a while. Now I know why I don’t watch it.