Swagger Inn 156 - The Weather Is Getting Hot, The HBFs Will Always Be Hotter

[LetUsPrey]

Best I could do and

You really should let him brush his hair afterwards Helen

Evening

Blimey ww sounds horrendous
So if you haven't got the rain. And we haven't got the rain, who the bloody hell is hoarding it all?

IKR??

It’s waiting till I go north on holiday Fancy . I’ve checked the long range forecast. I’m happy for it to be shared out though

(that was to LetUs - obvs)

I think Scotland had some rain today. I don't remember when we last had any. I had to bury a chicken yesterday (not one that features on here) and didn't hit any water - normally one spade down and we're nearing the water table here. Two spades down and it was still bone dry.

Can you come & holiday down here letus? Bring the rain & we can just sit inside & have a marathon rewatch as we work our way through my stash of pink fizz.

That’s not good news Helen, either re the chicken or the water levels

That sounds like an excellent plan Fancy. DH and the DC get their holiday and I get mine!

Morning wenches.

Oh look, the sun’s back, but it’s okay because tomorrow, when I’ve booked the afternoon off, it’s going to rain alllllllll afternoon. Sigh, the ground needs it I suppose.

Morning. It's hoooooooooot
Inconvenient Cat is being Central Heating Cat by curling up next to me and radiating heat...

I think we should all send DH and DCs away for holidays together while we get a break in peace.

That holiday plan also sounds blissful Helen

take me dancing naked in the rain. The singing should help with the weather too

Better get going I suppose

Nothing to see here, move along...

Just read this, after having defrosted the freezer
reductress.com/post/woman-trapped-under-avalanche-of-frozen-veggies-after-removing-load-bearing-ice-cream/

Someone tried to start a fire in the village I live in last night but was discovered and the fire could be put out thankfully. They didn't caught anyone sadly.

fucking twats. That's scary wicked

I an in the loft having a tidy-up, and occasionally checking my emails for work. I am not on MN.
shhhh......

Evening wenches.

Excellent leaning demonstration and skills there Helen.

I’ll have a look at that link later.

Utter fucking bastard wankpuffins Wicked.

Wonder when Helen will get chance to be on MN....

Work is fucking me off. One rule for some, and another for others.

Should I send the Ninja cats to your work Letus?

I heard this strange sound and couldn't figure out what it was and then I saw that it was raining! Yay! For a whole of five min!

Evening all.

The work twats can piss off too, along with the fire-starting ones.

5 minutes is better than nothing Wicked I am now collecting all water used in the kitchen to lob over plants in the garden.

Ninja cats would be very welcome Wicked. Thank you

Hurrah for rain - however brief

AramiSanti, you’re so talented and staminaesque, you can absolutely do both

Evening. I'm saving all the water I can for the plants too.

for chicken Helen. Yay for rain WW, any would be welcome here.

Hope Badders is alright.

I'm knackered, will have an early night I think.

for Apricot there's an HBF on the way to tuck you in

Hope TB is tucking you in properly Apricot

Well tucked in thanks. Night wenches.

Night Apricot - of course she's properly tucked in LetUs - all HBFs are skilled and expert tuckers - satisfaction guaranteed

AIBU, or does the new sonic screwdriver look like it has multiple uses?
twitter.com/ChristelDee/status/1020029163804209152
#OneTrackMind...

Night Apricot. Sleep well - eventually

That is an unusual looking device Helen

Special HBF skills