Swagger Inn 156 - The Weather Is Getting Hot, The HBFs Will Always Be Hotter

[LetUsPrey]

Best I could do and

Oh, and hope FancyDD enjoys her trip.

Beer tonight, Pimms for the weekend Fancy. Hope FancyDD has a great time.

Eeeek at burglar alarm! Just be a minor malfunction and nothing to do with spiders. Absolutely. at the image of you with your WW2 ceremonial dagger. I used to sleep with a hockey stick next to the bed when I lived on my own.

Hurrah for MrApricot being home! Those meds sound quite confusing so it’s just as well he’s relying on you and not me.

DS2 is playing FIFA and he’s picking his next team. Cantona’s been doing well for him but he couldn’t decide whether to pick him again. DH said to him “I’d use Cantona if I was you”. I piped up “I’d use him too” . The was very definitely there.

Glad Mr apes is home safe

Prom?? Eeek!! Ds1 keeps facetiming a GIRL!!! 🙄😖😖😖😖

He got his mock exam results today...2 As 6 Bs and a C

(Proud)

at girls being FaceTimed!

Big well done to MiniBadderz - they’re excellent results

I’m watching Poirot and having a bottle of nordic berries cider from The Swedish Cider Company (it says on the bottle). S’bloody lovely.

Well it must be lovely if it's from Sweden Letus

Are you wearing a nurses's outfit Apes? I bet MrApes would love that

I’m not going to lie Wicked, that’s one of the reasons I bought it when I saw it on the shelf and I was trying to pick a cider to try

Is Helen stuck in the cwtch cupboard?

We’re watching The Snowman. About 20 minutes in. Very atmospheric thriller but I’m not entirely sure what’s going on.

Evening. Have been in the ctwch cupboard all day out with friends having riotously silly conversations, then came home and watched Last Leg.

At using Cantona Stealth wenching at its best.
Hurrah for MiniBadders' exam results and MrApricot being home. Was trying to work out in which world The Snowman counts as an 'atmospheric thriller' Took a worryingly long time to realise it won't be that snowman.

Um... have RBNR. Hope MiniFancy has a good school trip, and there are no spiders Chez APricot - though if they are they can get out in the garden and deal with the beetles.

Is that most things covered?

I'm off to the hayloft to get covered by HBFs...

I’m not sure this is the best film to be watching before bed

The Full Monty’s on. Hiya Trev

Morning wenches.

Didn’t get up until after 9!

DS1 had a great time last night.

Usual stuff to do today but the sun is shining so I CBA.

I may relax in the sun with various HBFs attending to my every need.

at lie-in. We are at SaturdayMorningSportingActivity where the club has an airblade (or similar) running, but no HBFs

I think we have many needs LetUs - so we'll be needing a large assortment of HBFs to attend to them The main need at the moment is to not get heatstroke. If I had the right photos I could post Armie-by-the-pool as an example of how to cool down. Or Athos in his bucket. Still - we have out imaginations...

Glad that midiLetUs had a good time at his prom. Hope everyone has a good day. I need to blitz house and garden for the next week due to impending visitation

Athos and his bucket as requested

Afternoon
Am overheating somewhat as FancyCat is not allowed out, so there are only a limited number of windows I can open.

Still not too hot to use Cantona

The Last Leg you say helen? Stupid fucking Sky - it's supposed to be clever enough to pick up new series of programmes I have series linked. Does it record them? Does it fuck

Was just popping in to say I’d help myself to all the HBFs. Wanna share Fancy?

I’ve been outside. I’ve read. It’s now a bit too hot for me so I’ve been inside watching a Miss Marple - Nemesis, which is one of my favourites.

DH is doing my head in. Can you reply to this email? What should I say in this (a different) email? Can you activate this card for me? Can you see if you can find such-a-product? Aaarrrggghhh. I bet the HBFs aren’t technological muppets.

We’ve just had a problem with our Sky too Fancy. All future recordings, everything we had series linked, vanished. It wouldn’t let me set stuff to record either, unless I used the app. Did a soft reset —or something—. Seems okay now.

DH has just asked me to register him for an event. I think I deserve a chunk of that gift card I’ve activated for him. I could get myself some Flowers

Sharing seems fair letus - let's start with Armie-by-the-pool like helen mentioned....

Comme ca, Fancy?

Helped with a move today, totally exhausted.

Join us in Armie's pool ww - just rest up, letus & I can do all the energetic stuff.....

You should have a Pimms as a reward Wicked.

I’m suddenly feeling very energetic Fancy

Afternoon wenches. I've been sitting in the sun, but it was too hot so gave up.

I knew someone would ask about a nurse's uniform.

Blimey Apricot where do you have to stick that?

It’s definitely wine o’clock. We’re out for a family argument meal.

Apricot you do look very fetching there in your new outfit. I hope MrApricot is appreciating the effort you've made. (Or are you too busy assisting Dr Athos to attend to DH?)

My twitter timeline tells me that it's TB's birthday - what a good excuse to eat cake and raise a glass of so, yes Apricot - it's wine-o'clock all day and there's new pictures and everything, to do with the charity he's been ambassadoring for. Not that I've watched the video yet (DH's eyes would roll out the door and down the road to the pub) but it's at

I think we all deserve to relax by the pool today. Or the beach.