Swagger Inn 155 - it’s Springtime, time to frolic and gambol with the HBFs

[LetUsPrey]

Evening

Evening wenches. Thought I had posted earlier, but obviously not.

Awful day here, been raining all day, so obviously DH has been out in the garden jet washing. He has a date for the other knee op, 27th June. June FFS!!! He's not happy and neither am I.

Don't worry about what you look like. I'm just going to put the bin out for tomorrow and the whole road will be out there because they always are when I look a mess.

We're going to give The Split a go, looks interesting.

They can definitely give me a ride anytime Helen

Don’t think it’s stopped raining all day. Got a bit soggy even with my hood up on my walk but that’s nearly two miles so yeah me. Had my headphones on. It’s really hard not to mouth the words to the songs as I’m walking along.

End of June Apricot!? FFAS

And I can’t imagine you looking anything less than glamorous, even putting the bins out.

Am recording The Split as I’ll be the only one interested in watching it.

given the size of the 'Only I'm interested in this' stack of programmes I have't watched yet, I don't think I'd better add to it with The Split.

27th June well, at least it's a date I suppose

Thanks wenches ❤ I did some chocolate mug cake in the microwave so I didn't traumatize anyone at the store

I bet you look fabulous putting out the bins Apes

Evening, managed to not get too soggy today while out & about - can't say the same for my washing.

Good plan B there ww - sounds delicious

apricot you will look fab doing anything & definitely better than when a rear view of me taking the bins out was caught on Google Fucking Earth when it first came out

I need to blot out the trauma of that by contemplating letus's transport options above ..........

Mmm chocolate mug cake. I may have some of that Wicked. Blob also arrived here. Seven fecking days early. How fucking super.

Helen I’ve loads to watch too. I need to take a week or so off work to get through it all.

Google Earth you say Fancy?

I’ve just realised, if I’m going for a ride, I’ll be needing to grab a helmet

More transport options for Wenches... good to see there's a Taxi! option

And also, yes, very sensible letUs re. helmets. Protection is always a sensible precaution for such activites.

I am your bin twin apricot - we have recycling tomorrow. But no-one will see me put the bin out, apart from the local farmer maybe, because Rural Bucolicness.

Also, we have been Cunked "King Edward, who surprisingly was a man, and not a potato" DH is watching snooker now. So I need to go to the hayloft before I fall asleep as a self-defence mechanism.

May your dreams be full of HBFs. (Traditional wench blessing.)

I’ve found another motorcycle option, and also a convertible

Protection is always in place Helen. Actually I’d better restock. The wenches have been very busy.

I shall Cunk tomorrow with DS1, after I’ve Only Connected with DS2.

I am grateful for your wench blessing Helen, and offer it to you in return. With a bit of help.

Night

Well
Today can fuck off

He looks a bit chilly though, you’ll have to warm him up

Oh Jon
Come here
I need a good seeing to
😣

Morning!

Ta muchly for the help' LetUs

Laters...

Morning wenches.

Hope Jon sorted you out Badderz

Always happy to provide assistance Helen

G is for Gibbs

Anyone know how to get car seats dry after a child has left a car door open in the pouring fucking rain for 2 hours?

Ds2 up all night with an abdo migraine attack (I think)

So I'm feeling tip top today 😩

And im dieting so basically the world can do one

Afternoon/evening.

at Fancy's rear on Google Earth.

Poor Bads. Don't know about the car seat. We've got one of those water-sucker-uppers (Karcher). That would get the worst of it out and then leave it to dry in the sun if we have any. Hope DS2 is feeling better.

We watched The Split. Basically it was like The Good Wife with lots of walking up and down corridors in a posh office and talking very fast. It was ok, we'll carry on with it.

Will watch Cunk tonight.

Evening wenches.

What Apricot said re car seat.

I don’t know The Good Wife. I bet The Split is just like my work . Oh hang on, I meant the opposite.

Have put my back out this morning. No idea how but it’s been painful all day. DS2 is being super helpful and DS1 is being DS1, although I have put him in charge of dinner.

Thanks both
Sun?
Hahahahahaha

...
Aaaannndddd now the toilets blocked

Jon's livid

Here you go apricot - is this a better hair style? He was at a Gala dinner at the Rose Theatre last night.

Sympathies on the car seats Badders - DH had similar when his car took to randomly opening its windows overnight Lots of towels...

I am suffering from post-work 'meh' - despite having done the stepper thing. And DS is still up. And the chickens are still out - argh!!!!!!!!!

Hoping ds2 has a better night
And that ds1 stops doing monster poos
😦😦

Oh FFS... adds pretty picture...

It's an improvement Helen, but I still like ParisTom best.

Well, duh
That goes without saying.