Swagger Inn 151: The One Where Wenches Are Blindfolded And Don’t Use Their Hands ..... Practising Bobbing For Apples Of Course <ahem>

[LetUsPrey]

Hope this one’s okay.

Aramis just giving a demonstration

Evening, no hbfs to fix the technical issues, but I think it may be partially solved now with a neighbour's help, so I'm happier now.

Alan Moore? I think you'll find he knows the score Riffs? Yeah! Can U dig it

Painting done for tonight. It’s a lot darker than I anticipated. It’ll be fine.

Absolutely letus. In fact from where I'm sitting (post glass of wine) it looks bloody perfect

Why thank you Fancy cheers

I’m watching something on BBC4 about the Grand Canyon. There are men doing manly expedition type things in boats and rapids and stuff. Dan Snow’s being rugged.

Steve Backshall was an answer on Pointless today letus I thought of you

Fancy

I should head for the hayloft. I’m bloody freezing. HBFs will warm me up nicely thank you.

Night x

Morning wenches. Urgh. That is all. Dark. Rainy. Urgh.

Hope the head’s cleared up Badderz, and MiniHelen had a good night’s sleep which means Helen had a good night’s sleep.

Do I really have to go to work? Really?

Grey here too
Not much longer til the shortest day

It's snowing here

Evening all!

Absolutely horrible out. Chucking it down and very windy. We've got a voucher for a restaurant up the road, and I don't really want to go out, but it's booked. At least I don't have to cook.

Not jealous of your snow WW.

Evening wenches.

I bet your snow’s better than the snow we get here Wicked.

Horrible dark weather all day. I’m sure your meal will be lovely Apricot and as you said no cooking!

Better make something for me and DS1. DS2’s is done. I suppose I could be helpful and do the second coat of the bit of wall we need to get done first. Nope

Kind of a shit day at work so I ordered a couple of books online to cheer myself up.

Which ones Wicked?

Ooo Aldo Kane’s on The One Show!

Two chick lit books by Bernadette Strachan, I recently discovered her, she's quite good, not so lovey dovey cutesy sugary as some writers.

Evening all. DS did sleep well, so so did I - hurrah!!!

We are watching Merlin. He appears to be dating a were-griffin or something

I have been on the bike for 20 minutes, because my vast bulk has broken some welding on the stepper, making it screech like something very metal and screechy. FFS

It's also windy here but not rainy. Small mercies.

Hurrah for book-buying and painting and meals out without needing to cook... now I need to get DS into bed and some food into me.

I’ll have a look for those next time I’m in the library Wicked

Hurrah for MiniHelen sleeping better! at you having any bulk Helen - as if

DS2 showered, reading done, dishwasher on, washing on. Just need to get DS1 off his computer and DS2 to bed.

Oh FFS, bloody cat. Begs for food then throws it all up 15 minutes later. FFAS I've already cleaned up one lot of vom this evening, I didn't need to deal with more. And she can stop purring her stupid head off whilst curled up on my knee and being cute as well FFS.

DS2 now been in bed ages. Still awake. DH is home and watching Apprentice with DS1. I’m in bed.

I used to have a cat that did that. Meowfeedme meowfeedme meowFEEDME. Eat eat eat. Vom. You’re welcome.

Is easily distracted.

Ooooooooooooh, look at the pretty....

I’m looking

I’m looking

I'm bored of looking now. I'm going to head to the hayloft for a more interactive experience

In other news, apparently Alan Moore discusses 'The Show' on about 21 minutes in. I will probably get round to watching/listening at some point...

Night all.
I do NOT want to come down to more Cat Vom in the morning, ok?

Yes, I think I’ll go for the fully interactive experience too - with HBFs not catvom

Morning wenches.

Bit brighter today but very windy. Hope Apricot enjoyed the meal out last night.

I’m fairly sure you’re not supposed to do that in cultural places!