Swagger Inn 151: The One Where Wenches Are Blindfolded And Don’t Use Their Hands ..... Practising Bobbing For Apples Of Course <ahem>

[LetUsPrey]

Hope this one’s okay.

Aramis just giving a demonstration

I think it's very interesting to learn more about the women in history.

Oh MrApricot

Last night’s Strictly was all over the place with comments and marking Apricot. More so than usual I thought. I think an edited version is a great idea.

Plant food is a thing Badderz —although I know zero about it—

My dad’s been researching our family tree for years. He claims he’s discovered that we’re related to one of Henry VIII’s wives. Not massively convinced he’s right

I always thought there was something regal about you Letus

You look fabulous Your Majesty

That’s the wenchness Wicked

We’re allllllllllll fabulous ❤️

You look fabulous Your Wenchness

As do you my fellow Wenchness. Let’s all put our tiaras on and drink wine, water, tea, coffee, whatever we like!

Cheers 🍷

PMSL @ Magnum in the bath

Also @ singing to the plant. Yes plant food is a thing - like BabyBio - but check whether the plant should be fed over the winter or not, not all do as they grow less in the winter.

re: MrApes knee

All the research I've done on my family tree reveals I come from a long line of peasants. I know that will come as a great surprise to you all

LetUs am PMSL at Magnum in the bath. And also, we're clearly related - circumstantial evidence points to us having an illegitimate connection to the Dukes of Norfolk. DH, on the other hand, has had his family tree traced back to John of Gaunt. I have married up.

Anyway, we are back from a long, but fun day out at SaturdayMorningSportingVenue which ended with lots of fireworks, so all good.

I'm not related to anyone posh
Proper common stock
Although my aunt found out that the family were slung out of Scotland in about 1700 something - indeed apparently there is an area on loch lomond were we are still banned 😂🤔😕

Baby bio?
Right I'm on it

What sort of plant is it?

not too much baby bio / dilute it as per instructions or you'll kill the plant I totally didn't do that once

Oh bugger
I don't rate this plants chances tbh
😕

MIL traced the family on FIL’s side to the same little village in northern Italy that Paella’s family came from. If that’s not a sign, I don’t know what is.

I should head to the hayloft

Ugh
Monday

Urgh indeed.

I crunched my way out to the chickens this morning through the first ground frost this winter. Still, it's a lovely clear day so far. would be perfect for washing if I wasn't put at work today Oh well, Will put a load on and see if DH can use his initiative...

LetUs Clearly it is a sign..

Morning wenches.

Is Monday completely necessary? Particularly the morning part.

What are the chances of MrHelen having initiative and then using it?

That picture made me properly and and has perked up my Monday no end.

Morning

Am meeting some friends this morning, should be a nice relaxing morning, must get in the showere - laters......

Ugh
10 mins to defrost the car
Ds2 back to dr. Given an inhaler to see if it helps
Errands
Need to pump one of my tyres up
Ironing
Washing
Some days it sucks to be me

Ugh
Ironing done
Tyre inflated (I think)
Washing x 2 loads
Ramf bloody Ikea and got an engineer coming out to oven - it's gone funny - only took about 35 mins on phone 😡🤔😩
Am now going to watch something on iPlayer

Ugh
Too much soup

Fuck it
I'm making a crumble