Swagger Inn 151: The One Where Wenches Are Blindfolded And Don’t Use Their Hands ..... Practising Bobbing For Apples Of Course <ahem>

[LetUsPrey]

Hope this one’s okay.

Aramis just giving a demonstration

It's get ready to go out time here, so I shall leave you with this...

At a café, waiting for my car to get ready. I'm having the tyres changed to winter tyres and having it washed.

Some pics of my town.

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Morning wenches. Don’t leave them all with us Helen. You should take one of them with you for some sportingactivity.

That looks beautiful Wicked! Hope tyres are sorted quickly, although sitting in a cafe doesn’t sound awful

I need to get off my arse and do stuff.

It's quite pretty in some parts, too bad about the inbreeding

Car fixed, I also bought some thermal pants for winter, food shopping, put a landry on, recycled, now I'm making lunch and after that I'm not moving from the couch!

I've noticed that I'm more chatty in stores here, I'm sure the fruit guy at the supermarket was thrilled to hear about me explaining why I wanted green bananas

Looks lovely wicked
Well it's taken me over an hour to get to a d from my nearest town (usually takes half that time)
Bloody roadworks 😡
Ds2 at a party - off to pick him up in minute
Ds1 doing homework
Dh in shed
Had an awful night and am knackered - supposed to be going to pils for bonfire and I'm just not feeling it today

[hugs] and for Bads

Lovely pics ww

Well I can honestly say this is the worst cold I've had in years

May see if some brandy will help tonight And some hip action from JP will be most welcome.

Fancy

Well no idea what happened there!

Oh ffs!!

at Badders and for Fancy Also olbas oil, vicks, hot toddies and HBFs.

Thank you wenches
badders - god knows how MN works with pics etc sometimes!

Good advice helen, I may add in a hot steamy bath with a hbf to rub me down afterwards......

Poor Fancy

Hugs all round for wenches. Extra hot honey and lemon for Fancy.

Am sneezing like a good ‘un at the moment but this is due to clearing the top of DS1’s wardrobe and the amount of dust.

Am very very cross with myself. Had a dress on watch on eBay for a week. Completely missed the finish time. Stupid.

Fell asleep dyring the afternoon, so tired. Done some stuff around the house and now dinner and then and telly.

Hello wenches, we're back. The wifi was absolutely rubbish and we got fed up of shouting at the laptop, iPad and phones. DH couldn't walk anywhere, so we thought it best to give up and come home.

God the house is cold. Please send all mature incarnations of TB to warm me up.

Have STTBNRM. Something about rats in the chicken house, drunken cats doing karaoke , noisy teenage girls, pretty pics of WW's hometown at inbreeding, and wenches being ill, knackered and missing stuff on eBay. I do that.

Anyway, must go and get some food and then DH wants me to watch a recorded footie match with him. I feel sorry for him, he's in a right state. MRI appt has come through for Sunday 19th November at 18.00 hours.

Shit, fireworks have started up.

for mr apes and and for you apes

Poor MrApricot . That’s a crappy time for an appointment, although it should be quieter I suppose. Athos has his cloak and will keep you warm.

Hope all WenchPets are okay and not frightened by the fireworks.

JP Watch on Strictly. Hair down. Shirt open and chest out.

Fancy will combust! Or she would, if she watched Strictly. Which she doesn't of course. what a shame.

for MrApricot - hopefully the MRI will reveal an obvious and easily fixable problem for him.

LetUs that's a sod re.the ebay dress. I do that sometimes too - often enough for it to be really irritating.

WW does anyone live in/go to that town apart from you? tumbleweed central! Or were you there at 6am?

I think they were all home practicing on their banjos
I was there quite early, the shops hadn't open yet. But on for example Sunday afternoon it's completely dead.

Poor MrApes
for Apes

Too bad about the dress Letus. Do you have a pic of it?